Urban Dead Dumbwit

You are inside Crossman Grove Police Dept. The building has been heavily barricaded. Also here are Big Wade^{P S K A T M B D} (60), Kinzuko^{P S K A T M B D} (50), monkito^{P S K A T M B D} (60), Zapeta^{P S K A T M B D} (60), Brlrlrlrlhgh^{P S K A T M B D} (60), Deadeye Wiggins^{P S K A T M B D} (50), Nineofive^{P S K A T M B D} (4), Dan Mill^{P S K A T M B D} (50), Kelsie Blackwell^{P S K A T M B D} (60), Harduk^{P S K A T M B D} (60) and Cataleya^{P S K A T M B D} (60).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.31 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted Soldiers of Crossman HQ onto a wall.

There is a dead body here.

You say "It's nine in the afternoon, your eyes are the size of the moOOOOOoooo-"