Urban Dead Dumbwit

You are inside Barnerd Way Police Dept. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are shadoh9^{P S K A T M B D}, Alleydodger^{P S K A T M B D}, Ashleigh Hix^{P S K A T M B D}, Carson Shearston^{P S K A T M B D}, Lucy Emrissah^{P S K A T M B D}, Sophie Whitcherell^{P S K A T M B D}, reldnaut^{P S K A T M B D}, Josh Gross^{P S K A T M B D}, dunkaroo34^{P S K A T M B D}, tun^{P S K A T M B D}, falcosaurus^{P S K A T M B D}, Ilex25aqd^{P S K A T M B D}, general shepard^{P S K A T M B D}, taino11310^{P S K A T M B D}, Sentinel360^{P S K A T M B D}, envy555^{P S K A T M B D}, Owen Heary^{P S K A T M B D}, suidream^{P S K A T M B D}, nightqueen^{P S K A T M B D}, Harduk^{P S K A T M B D} and Cataleya^{P S K A T M B D}.

Somebody has spraypainted Welcome to BWPD: 1 day since the last incident onto a wall.

You say "I hold you all in contempt... for lazing around and consuming too many donuts!"