Thu May 23 04:32:14 -0400 2013: Endless witticisms!
Greentown [31,71]

Thunder687 Sonja Red AColonyOfAnts Nomad7 Saans ...
You are noushi. You have 60 Hit Points and 1351 Experience Points. You have 50 Action Points remaining.
Your safehouse is St George's Hospital, here.

Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out Dumbwit

News FAQ Wiki Donate

You are in your safehouse at St George's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are Thunder687+ (60HP), Sonja Red+ (60HP), AColonyOfAnts+ (60HP), Nomad7+ (60HP), Saans+ (60HP), MrBrydges+ (60HP), Suburban Zed+ (60HP), Lifemender+ (60HP), The Valeyard+ (60HP), LostAtSea+ (50HP), Rob Hinkle+ (60HP), Doctor Feelwell+ (60HP), Muscular Tarantula+ (50HP), A Murmuring Ghost+ (50HP), SandiBlitz+ (60HP), Lasherlaroo+ (60HP), Lucy Longshot+ (60HP), BradleyReala+ (60HP), JCF the killer+ (60HP), Q Bee- (60HP), Cheese Knight+ (60HP), ReiBlanc+ (60HP), Cigargent+ (60HP), Dutcher Bailey+ (60HP), Truthfairy+ (60HP), Doc Huxley+ (50HP), Paul Leahy+ (60HP), Sgt SnakeEyes+ (60HP), PenquinMorado+ (60HP), Pibbit+ (60HP), blackbeltduck+ (60HP), Miku Sweet+ (60HP), Ali Sunderland+ (60HP), AlynaGaboya+ (50HP), Sankeh- (60HP) and HellFreeze+ (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. One of the wards has been decorated with four cubist sculptures, a headless statue, a torn tapestry, a stuffed moose head, a stuffed tiger head and five cracked sculptures.

Somebody has spraypainted MCM, VSB++, Neutral Zone onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Suburban Zed+ said "*barfs up a thumb and forefinger*" (2 days ago)
  • Suburban Zed+ said "EEUUUURRRRPPP" (2 days ago)
  • Suburban Zed+ said "Sorry about that... rot revives are always so disorienting." (2 days ago)
  • Lifemender+ said "hm, where is that janitor?" (2 days ago)
  • PenquinMorado+ said "Hey! I was looking for those. *Cleans the thumb and forefinger, examines them closely and pulls out a sewing kit* Still look useable." (2 days ago)
  • HellFreeze+ said "Yer gonna need glue. An' mebbe some windex. I'll go find some." (2 days ago)
  • HellFreeze+ said "Here's the glue. Um, I couldn't find any windex, so... this red hot sauce should sterilize anything." (2 days ago)
  • Truthfairy+ said "I think he needs some duct tape..." (2 days ago)
  • Paul Leahy+ said "Come now, people! This is a hospital! We should be able to muster up some proper medical care! ::Pulls out a pair of tweezers, some sewing thread, and a bread knife:: Okay, ready to operate." (2 days ago)
  • Cheese Knight+ said "I remember years ago we had a technique for first aid kit usage, we'd apply it to the knee to treat any part. But it may have only worked on squid people." (2 days ago)
  • PenquinMorado+ said "*using the items provided by HellFreeze, TF, and Paul Leahy, PenquinMorado accidentally puts the thumb in the forefinger spot and the forefinger in the thumb spot*" (2 days ago)
  • PenquinMorado+ said "Oh dear. I hope this doesn't affect my ability to apply emergency first aid or revive Sankeh." (2 days ago)
  • HellFreeze+ said "This is why we should have Windex!" (2 days ago)
  • Truthfairy+ said "So he can see out of clean glasses?" (2 days ago)
  • Truthfairy+ said "Mr. Laroo, I charge you with the responsibility to please prevent Mr. PenquinMorado from performing ANY surgery upon my person!" (2 days ago)
  • Truthfairy+ said "I don't want to end up looking like a Salvador Dali painting!!" (2 days ago)
  • Sankeh+ said "?ecuas toh taht esu annog uoY" (2 days ago)
  • Lasherlaroo+ said "Sure little lady.. Last thing we'd want is to see your nose end up on your back!" (yesterday)
  • Truthfairy+ said "Truly, that would not be a good thing, Cowboy!" (yesterday)
  • Truthfairy+ said "I already have had eyes in the back of my head." (yesterday)
  • Lasherlaroo+ said "Well I've had two left feet... wonder if someone got to me while I was sleeping" (yesterday)
  • Lasherlaroo+ said "Well dang.. mall got overrun" (yesterday)
  • PenquinMorado+ said "It's alright, I just need to remember to rearrange them next time the zombies get me. It's a lot easier to move fingers around when they're all rotting." (yesterday)
  • PenquinMorado+ said "And here you are Sankeh *pours the hot sauce into a bowl and places it in front of Sankeh*" (yesterday)
  • Sankeh+ said "!barc yzzuf A !hhA" (yesterday)
  • TheArhive+ said "Thanks for the Rev Paul" (yesterday)
  • 26.11 MHz: "One more zombie dead." (yesterday)
  • Suburban Zed+ said "All this talk of fingers is making me hungry again." (yesterday)
  • HellFreeze+ said "The other day, someone told me they were 'all thumbs'. In hindsight, that seems quite suspicious and unfair." (yesterday)
  • Saans+ said "How would they be all thumbs though..... Unless...... MUTANTS!" (yesterday)
  • Sankeh+ said ".rehtona naht sbmuht erom evah yam nosrep on taht os evah yam nosrep eno yna sbmuht fo rebmun eht gnitimil wal a ssap ew esoporp I" (yesterday)
  • HellFreeze+ said "Yes. I second Sankeh's motion. Thumb inequality is a silent menace in Malton, Of the people surveyed in Malton, 100% know someone affected by Thumb Inequality. Half of the citizens of Malton Zoo have no thumbs of their own." (yesterday)
  • HellFreeze+ said "Yet, some evil wealthy people brazenly brag about being 'all thumbs'. This injustice must stop! Look at photos of cute animals, all with no thumbs. You feel guilty because you probably have two thumbs of your own." (yesterday)
  • HellFreeze+ said "Please, help end thumblessness. Donate just one thumb to the EndThumblessness foundation today. Thumb inequality. Cute critters. Do it for the cute critters." (yesterday)
  • HellFreeze+ said "Would anyone care to tell their story? AColonyOfAnts, Muscular Tarantula, A Murmuring Ghost, PenguinMorado, Sankeh, you folks all have no thumbs at all. It must be so hard. Please, tell your story to us." (yesterday)
  • HellFreeze+ said "*casually puts his hands into his pockets*" (yesterday)
  • Communator+ said "Yo Yo! Seen and TZH/ North Blytheville is basically all ruined. I wonder where they all ran off to?" (yesterday)
  • Sankeh+ said "!nam)uh( on deen t'nod I dna ruf deroloc fo erutaerc duorp a m'I !bonkrood ssalg eht kaerB !mucsbmuhT ot htaeD !har har haR" (yesterday)
  • Sankeh+ said "!NOSAER OT YTILIBA rieht dna ,ERIF rieht dna SLOOT rieht htiw emac slived debmuht eht neht tuB .doog erew sgniht dna erutan htiw eno sa devil ew ,sdnal ruo erew eseht oga emit gnol gnol A" (yesterday)
  • Sankeh+ said ".seohs ruoy fo lla dna ,teksab deb reggib a ,ekacnocab fo mrof eht ni snoitaraper dnamed I" (yesterday)
  • Sankeh+ said "!em llik ot deirt tsuj rosserppodebmuht tahT ?nagimratPteloiV taht ees uoy diD" (yesterday)
  • Truthfairy+ said "*gets all teary-eyed at Mr. HellFreezes plea for thumbs* Sniff, sniff" (yesterday)
  • Truthfairy+ said "*gives him two thumbs up*" (yesterday)
  • A Murmuring Ghost+ said "*Emits a series of pops, and is suddenly replaced by 30 glowing, disembodied thumbs floating in midair*" (yesterday)
  • Lasherlaroo+ said "I object! Sure, there's the tool thing. But we invented drink to stop all that reasoning nonsense!" (yesterday)
  • Bunnie Munro+ said "Would anybody care for some Tea?" (yesterday)
  • Sankeh+ said "!cigol ruoy htiw su gnisserppo ,niaga og uoy erehT" (yesterday)
  • Cheese Knight+ said "Once you all find your thumb equilibrium, I suggest a daily regimen of Mario Party to build thumb strength." (yesterday)
  • Cheese Knight+ said "Also, avoid major highways, I've seen a lot of anti-thumb signage along them." (yesterday)
  • PenquinMorado+ said "I've just steal thumbs from the zergs... I figure they don't really deserve thumbs anyway. Surprisingly, sewing it on and and poking it with a revive needle is all that is needed for to conduct the procedure." (yesterday)
  • PenquinMorado+ said "It's a useful way to replace fingers, toes, even limbs should the zombies get too hungry and you find yourself short." (yesterday)
  • Suburban Zed+ said "Ë™pÉÇɹ oʇ Çɯ ɹoÉŸ ɹÇısÉÇ s,ʇı ˙ʇxÇʇ uÊop-Çpısdn oʇ ɥɔʇıÊs pןnoÉ¥s noÊŽ 'É¥ÇÊžuÉs" (yesterday)
  • Paul Leahy+ said "qÇ É”ÉɹÇÉŸnן' zÇp' oɹ É¥Ç,ןן sʇÉɹʇ snqɾÇɔʇıuƃ ns ʇo ndsıpÇ-poÊu' ɹÇÊŒÇɹsÇp ʇÇxʇ˙" (yesterday)
  • Suburban Zed+ said "I think I loaded that wrong." (yesterday)
  • Truthfairy+ said "Upside down, backwards...I think I'm gonna hurl..." (yesterday)
  • Truthfairy+ said "*has motion sickness*" (yesterday)
  • HellFreeze+ said "My brain hurts." (yesterday)
  • Sankeh+ said ".melborp ruoy s'taht ,gnikniht hcum ooT" (yesterday)
  • Paul Leahy+ said "He shot me! And he smashed me over the head with a fuel can!" (yesterday)
  • Sankeh+ said ".deronoh eb dluohs uoY .leuf fo tuo nur ot tey sah taht nac leuf cigam a-" (yesterday)
  • Lifemender+ said "great, so now we not only have sankeh speaking backwards, but zed speaking...upside down? -rubs eyes-" (yesterday)
  • Sankeh+ said ".gnilaeh emos esu nac deZ nabrubuS *ayobaGanylA sekop*" (yesterday)
  • Paul Leahy+ said "As could Sankeh." (yesterday)
  • Insidious Madness+ killed Sankeh with a pistol. (yesterday)
  • AlynaGaboya+ said "Thanks!" (yesterday)
  • Miku Sweet+ said "Do we need to have the air conditioner running too?" (22 hours and 24 minutes ago)
  • AlynaGaboya+ said "Excuse me for my curiosity, but I noticed about 3 times already, Sankeh was killed by Insidious Madness... What is happening exactly?" (19 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  • Lasherlaroo+ said "We ain't rightly sure ma'am. Sankeh has a 'fan club' that seems to spend all its time killing him. We're just following the MCM playbook for dealing with jackasses like them - ignore and keep reviving Sankeh until they finally get bored of their nonsense." (18 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  • Truthfairy+ said "I think it's a love/hate thing." (17 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • Sankeh+ said ".ooralresaL sknahT" (16 hours and 24 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee+ said "*Takes out a clipboard and a bull horn* Time for some MCM business!" (16 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee+ said "Welcome all to the Malton College of Medicine. Our goal is to help new survivors be successful and train you to help others. We are a neutral zone and serve as a safe harbor for every type of player." (16 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee+ said "In addition we run the rot revive clinic down at Pippard. You are welcome to go down there and learn about the interesting and terrifying world of Rot." (16 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee+ said "We always have a full platter of cookies baking and coffee and tea brewing. We pride ourselves on making survivors taste sweet for our zombie friends. Please check out the wiki and especially our lecture section which is quite extensive." (16 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee+ said "http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/MCM or log into our forum http://maltonmedicine.forummotion.com/forum.htm" (16 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee+ said "If you are in need of XP for skills please feel free to use our Medic Run maps on the wiki. They are proven runs and help your fellow players with a good faking." (16 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee+ said "Be sure to load up on faks before you leave and reporting on the health of the burb when you return is appreciated." (16 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee+ said "*lowers the bull horn of doom*" (16 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • Sankeh+ said ".sknaht ,seY .kcehc muroF !eebQ !tssssp" (16 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • A Murmuring Ghost+ said "*The swarm of thumbs fly around the room, flicking people in the forehead*" (12 hours and 20 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee+ said "Thanks Sankeh!" (11 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • Sankeh+ said ":P" (11 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • JCF the killer+ said "Everyone at full health, seems like I did my job for now, time to refill my faks and log." (10 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • Lasherlaroo+ said "*tips hat to JCF* Thanks pardner. Rather have a FAK than a killing" (10 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • Chance Fortune+ said "What hell just happened??" (6 hours and 36 minutes ago)
  • Sankeh+ said "!ezeerflleH eno rehtona seog erehT" (6 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • AlynaGaboya+ said "Thanks for telling me! Ooh, cookies!" (5 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (5 hours and 55 minutes ago)
  • Paul Leahy+ said "Sorry! I don' know what came over me, one second I was just sitting here, and the next second I was biting Sankeh!" (4 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • Paul Leahy+ said "(Seriously, though, hit the wrong url in my history. Whoops)" (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • Paul Leahy+ said "ANYWAY, lets treat this as a learning experience. Would anyone here like to use a FAK on Sankeh to demonstrate how we disinfect and treat bite wounds?" (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • AlynaGaboya+ said "Me!!" (4 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • Pibbit+ said "Yeah what the hell is going on?" (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • Sankeh+ said "!lufesu gnieb m'I" (3 hours and 39 minutes ago)
  • AlynaGaboya+ said "Guys, can I ask for advice? What skill should I get next? I have NT employment, Free Running, and Lab Experience..." (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Sankeh+ said ".sisongaiD" (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • AlynaGaboya+ said "Thanks Sankeh!" (3 hours and 13 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • Miku Sweet+ said "What is up with that statue?" (2 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • HellFreeze+ said "Diagnosis. Yeah. Definitely, definitely, diagnosis. Sometimes they let me walk up and down the driveway, real slow. I'm a very good walker. Diagnosis. Yeah." (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)

Possible actions:

 (30AP)

  with 

Inventory (click to use):

(27.19 MHz)
(0)
(0)
(26.11 MHz)
(27.00 MHz)
(6)
(0)
(0)
(1)
 on 
 on  (10AP)
 on 
 on 
 on 
 on 
 on  (10AP)
 on  (10AP)
 on 

You are 92% encumbered.

(0 AP)