Sun Apr 07 11:11:40 -0400 2013: boom
Vinetown

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You are Mike Carson and you are dead. You have 0 Hit Points and 3999 Experience Points. You have 50 Action Points remaining.

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You are lying outside Mitchem Mall, a derelict grey-stone building which has partially collapsed. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted Zombies Die $Ie Die onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Sarah Silverman shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 week ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • Sarah Silverman said "Hello Malton! Here’s Sarah Silverman reporting from Mitchem Mall in Vinetown. Today we have a SUPER famous wiki personality, the one the only Rosslessness!! Hi Ross!" (1 week ago)
  • Sarah Silverman said "Rosslessness: Oh crap. .." (1 week ago)
  • Sarah Silverman said "Sarah: I know – you hardly have your guys standing, and here we go again right? So what’s this ‘other thing you’re know for?" (1 week ago)
  • Sarah Silverman said "Rosslessness: Uhhhhhm…" (1 week ago)
  • Sarah Silverman said "Sarah: It’s about the cow isn’t it? Ross, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together.. forget it!" (1 week ago)
  • Sarah Silverman said "Rosslessness: I never-" (1 week ago)
  • Sarah Silverman said "Sarah: So you’ve made an indelible mark on this game, the wiki, and our community. Do you expect that one day you’ll be added to your own list of notable players? Isn’t that secretly why you created the page?" (1 week ago)
  • Sarah Silverman said "Rosslessness: What the hell? I made that becau-" (1 week ago)
  • Sarah Silverman said "Sarah: Well that’s all the time we have today folks! Thanks to Rosslessness for all he’s done, and here’s hoping we see as much of him IN Malton as on the wiki. Thanks Ross" (1 week ago)
  • Sarah Silverman shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 week ago)
  • You were killed by Sarah Silverman. (1 week ago)
  • Sarah Silverman dumped your body out onto the street. (1 week ago)
  • The lights came on inside Club Quarman. (5 days ago)
  • The lights came on in another corner of the building. (3 days ago) ...and again. (2 days ago)
  • The lights went out in another corner of the building. (2 days ago)
  • The lights came on in another corner of the building. (yesterday)
  • The lights went out in Club Quarman. (yesterday)
  • The lights went out in another corner of the building. (exactly 18 hours ago) ...and again. ...and again. (17 hours and 59 minutes ago) ...and again. (17 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • The lights came on in another corner of the building. (16 hours and 21 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)

You are dead.

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