Since your last turn:

• Jess Cutter said "*laughs as she is slapped with a Newspaper*" (4 days ago)
• xiao meimei said "*She remains stiff in the same position she was set down in, glaring at Jess. Then she glares at Gambler* I haven't found one yet" (4 days ago)
• xiao meimei said "*picks up her weapons and disappears*" (4 days ago)
• Jess Cutter said "*fellows after her* Wait for me I wanna play too" (4 days ago)
• xiao meimei said "NO" (4 days ago)
• Jess Cutter said "Why? I have colors. I really do. I have a doll or two also" (4 days ago)
• Jess Cutter said "*pulls off her pack*" (4 days ago)
• xiao meimei said "*stands behind a bookcase, peeking out, still glaring but watching with interest*" (4 days ago)
• Jess Cutter said "*sits on the floor and pulls out two coloring books and a pack of Crayons and begins to color* Oh I wish someone would color with me" (4 days ago)
• xiao meimei said "*The crayon that has spilled out and rolled within grabbing distance of the bookcase disappears. Crunching and chewing noises follow*" (4 days ago)
• Jess Cutter said "*still coloring* The Crayons are made from Bees Wax and wont make you sick so eat all you want too. Maybe you will start buzzing around * Starts to make bee noses*" (4 days ago)
• xiao meimei said "*Peers out again from the bookcase. Not glaring anymore. Just staring*" (4 days ago)
• Candy O said "Hey everyone! I heard there was some sort of party going on up in these parts, so I figured I shouldn't miss it." (3 days ago)
• Marion Wells said "*watches xiao meimei and Jess surreptitiously, hiding her amusement* Oh yes"€”lovely reading, Sirkus! And thanks for the welcome, smellysoccermom! Now, where was I?" (3 days ago)
• Adam Garou said "Hello, all! Quickly, has anyone seen a stolen Xbox? As a reward i'm offering a rare edition of Agatha Christie's Miss Marple at the Isle of Lesbos. Also anyone up for a game of Risk? The holidays always bring out my desire for global warfare." (3 days ago)
• smellysoccermom said "Thumbs up for the readings, crayon eattings, card dealing, and tour schedule. Thanks Sirkus." (3 days ago)
• Dr Blake Downs said "Hey Charles what do you think of Blackburns critique of the teleological argument of creation?" (3 days ago)
• xiao meimei said "*The next time Marion glances in Meimei's direction, she is staring back, eyes unblinking*" (3 days ago)
• Charles Darwin said "Well Dr. Downs, I'd have to agree with his position of despair at humanity's capacity for self-deception." (3 days ago)
• Charles Darwin said "And it seems my little meimei is at a loss for words. æ‰�ä¸�是! *pulls some toffee candies out of his pocket* Want me to read that pop-up book to you 亲切?" (3 days ago)
• Arokk said "Hello Adam, it's good to see you outside of murdering my troopers. ;)" (3 days ago)
• Gambler of Legend said "*rummages through his pockets and hands out a bunch of lighters*" (3 days ago)
• Gambler of Legend said "Let's hold these up and create a sky full of lighters for the innocent lives that were lost earlier today in Connecticut..." (3 days ago)
• Gambler of Legend said "*holds up a lighter*" (3 days ago)
• Ashate said "This is shaping up to be quite the tour! Good to see you if I knew you already, nice to meet you if I didn't." (3 days ago)
• Ashate said "More importantly...*turns to Adam* Miss Marple at the Island of Lesbos? Is this a thing. How did I not know of this? Marion, how did we not know of this?" (3 days ago)
• xiao meimei said "*hoards several lighters for later use*" (2 days ago)
• Jess Cutter said "There is a Island? With Sand?" (2 days ago)
• Marion Wells said "I can't imagine how, love"€”unless it only recently was registered in the Great Library? I don't have an Xbox, but could trade you a lovesong to books! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FD1K8OvVCs" (2 days ago)
• Envy5 said "Wow, whtyat a par" (2 days ago)
• Envy5 said "What a party!" (2 days ago)
• Adam Garou said "Oh yes, it was never meant for publication, and only turned up in 2005. There was talk of a movie with Ang Lee attached to direct. He said it was going to be his Lawrence of Arabia, but the studios are still trying to talk the MPAA down to a NC-35 raing." (2 days ago)
• Adam Garou said "Anyway i'll think about it, as I think this Xbox had sentimental value. Though the related links leading me to a video of Bob Ross feeding a squirrel does way heavily in your favor." (2 days ago)
• Adam Garou said "Arokk, you know how it is; you"€™re out on the town with a few friends, drinking it up; you"€™re young, you"€™ve got incendiaries . . . shit happens (or in this case sith) No takers for risk huh? I really am the only person who likes flat rate." (2 days ago)
• Meeso Sorry said "*pulls a lighter and a can of auquanet from his backpack and goes to town*" (2 days ago)
• xiao meimei said "*Looks extremely interested in the can of magic fire that Meeso is using. She even steps out from behind the bookcase to get a closer look, In her hand is a lighter. Her thumb constantly runs over the serrated top, making a clickclick sound*" (2 days ago)
• Meeso Sorry said "*Meeso cocks his head, staring at the child from behind his blood caked hockey mask and pulls the lighter and hairspray back to his chest protectively.*" (2 days ago)
• Meeso Sorry said "Mine! Go find your own flamible beauty products rugrat." (2 days ago)
• xiao meimei said "*tugs Charles' shirt sleeve and pokes him with a copy of The Little Prince* 请" (2 days ago)
• xiao meimei said "*narrows her eyes to little slits and glares at Meeso*去你的!" (2 days ago)
• 26.62 MHz: "Three Cookies for the Elven-kings growing rather fat," (2 days ago)
• 26.62 MHz: "Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of gingerbread," (2 days ago)
• 26.62 MHz: "Nine for Mortal Men cooked in a vat," (2 days ago)
• 26.62 MHz: "One for the Dark Lord on his cake of velvet red" (2 days ago)
• 26.62 MHz: "In the Land of Candy where the Cookie Monster lie." (2 days ago)
• 26.62 MHz: "One Cookie to rule them all," (2 days ago)
• 26.62 MHz: "One Cookie to find them," (2 days ago)
• 26.62 MHz: "One Cookie to bring them all and in the darkness bind them" (2 days ago)
• 26.62 MHz: "In the Land of Candy where the Cookie Monster lie." (2 days ago)
• Gambler of Legend said "*walks away humming the Fellowship theme from Lord of the Rings*" (2 days ago)
• ZinnyStardust said "I'll stay here and keep a radio tuned to 26.62 here as much as possible. That way, the base will always be updated on your location, should someone stop by looking for you." (2 days ago)
• The lights went out in Philpotts Towers. (yesterday)
• Candy O said "*Steals the One Cookie from Gambler and quickly eats it*" (yesterday)
• splattty said "Now Stealth, the reason I killed you a few days back was because i have you marked as a colour reserved for people that have either PKed me before that or PKed someone else while I got PKed at the same time." (yesterday)
• splattty said "The only other explanation is that you were an Non rotter RRF member in a revive queue at some point, if your not any of the above I apologise but I'm watching you" (yesterday)
• smellysoccermom said "I'll hang here with Zinny and read the screen captures - there will be screen captures won't there?" (yesterday)
• Gambler of Legend said "Ack! The One Cookie to rule them all was eaten! :o" (yesterday)
• Charles Darwin said "*Thumbs open the copy of The Little Prince* Hmph, what is this? Let's see..." (yesterday)
• Charles Darwin said "My life is very monotonous, the fox said. I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All the chickens are just alike, and all the men are just alike. And, in consequence, I am a little bored. But if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life. I" (yesterday)
• Charles Darwin said " I shall know the sound of a step that will be different from all the others. Other steps send me hurrying back underneath the ground. Yours will call me, like music, out of my burrow. And then look: you see the grain-fields down yonder?" (yesterday)
• Charles Darwin said " I do not eat bread. Wheat is of no use to me. The wheat fields have nothing to say to me. And that is sad. But you have hair that is the colour of gold. Think how wonderful that will be when you have tamed me!" (yesterday)
• Charles Darwin said "The grain, which is also golden, will bring me back the thought of you. And I shall love to listen to the wind in the wheat..." (yesterday)
• Charles Darwin said "*harumph* A fox that wants to be tamed? Poppycock." (yesterday)
• Charles Darwin said "I'm off on the tour. Merry Christmas all!" (yesterday)
• RennisZotorman said "Hello, well few faces i know in here, Ashate honey, its bee a while, looks around, Marion, lucy,Jess, Arokk , Adam i guess i've just about forgiven you . how is everyone?" (yesterday)
• RennisZotorman said "Where is Charles Darwin? my alt sends her love from her time with him in 'The Elite'" (yesterday)
• RennisZotorman said "and where's that good looking chap that came over to Brainstock to tell us about the CT2012?" (yesterday)
• asshole doctor said "what i miss?" (yesterday)
• asshole doctor installed a glass statue in the building. (yesterday)
• asshole doctor said "sirkus!" (yesterday)
• Arokk said "Lord, Rennis. You're just about everywhere, aren't you?" (yesterday)
• RennisZotorman said "just active, or is it hyper-active ;)" (yesterday)
• RennisZotorman said "come to see about this christmas party" (yesterday)
• Meeso Sorry said "*Steps out from the broom closet. perched on his bloody masked head is a Santa hat...where the hell did he find that?*" (yesterday)
• smellysoccermom said "AD! So glad you are here." (yesterday)
• Uncle Anesthesia said "*hands Jess Cutter a book entitled 'How to defeat cultish psychopathy in quarantine environments'* There're some hot tips in here, Jess." (yesterday)
• Jess Cutter said "*takes the book* Oh, this looks awesome." (23 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• LabDrunk killed Lucy Rutter with a pistol. (23 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• 26.62 MHz: "ugh so many pubbies" (23 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• BadBrainz killed Arokk with a pistol. (23 hours and 1 minute ago)
• Ashate said "Heya, Rennis! Still patching folk up in a pair of Jimmy Choos I see? Welcome. Also, unrelated note, did someone mention going off touring? Did I miss a memo or did we get a kickstart?" (22 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• Ashate said "I was hoping to signal the start with some good cheer and fireworks. *pulls out a couple flareguns* but I certainly wouldn't want to mis-time it" (22 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• Five Ohh killed smellysoccermom with a pistol. (22 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• Candy O said "Oops, sorry Gambler. Was I not supposed to eat that? It was quite tasty. Perhaps you can find another one around somewhere *smiles hopefully at Gambler of Legend*" (22 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• Five Ohh destroyed the generator. (22 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in Quartly Library. (22 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• Candy O said "So, where were we supposed to be heading next? I seem to have misplaced the date and location lists." (22 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• Ashate said "Well that wasn't very friendly. A fan of the group?" (22 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• Ashate installed a generator in the building. (22 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• Candy O said "That fellow who just left was most unpleasant. I do hope the poor people who were killed can get revives soon." (22 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• Ashate refuelled the generator. (22 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• The lights came on inside Quartly Library. (22 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• sniper4625 said "Do ruffians like that pass through often?" (21 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• a friendly clown said "SNACK STRONG" (20 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• a friendly clown killed Saralan with a shotgun. (20 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• a friendly clown said "Thank you ladies and gentlemen. This has been a performance-art piece about the nature of love and human intimacy in a social vaccuum." (20 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• a friendly clown said "Goodnight. Stay safe." (20 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• sniper4625 said "Why I never" (20 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• Marion Wells said "I've revived Arokk, but didn't see any of the others who were killed. Oh, and what's the barricade policy here?" (19 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• QBeeII said "Good Lord, a couple of those rot shots and I'm out for a week! So, what news of the tour?" (13 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Stealth Squid said "See the url sprayed QBell..." (13 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• QBeeII said "*her eyes clear and see reads the wall.* Excellent! I'll need to get the wine cart ready!" (13 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Stealth Squid said "Some very rude guests here, indeed." (13 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Stealth Squid said "I just found and dispatched the not-so-friendly clown. I expect I'll regret the quid pro quo - but I was a bit heavy on ammo, so I unburdened myself a bit." (13 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• RennisZotorman said "Hi Ashate, i like to make an effort, you never know who you'll bump into, so i try to look my best :)" (12 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• flareblade77 said "OH GOD TALKING SQIUDS." (9 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• flareblade77 killed Stealth Squid with a pistol. (9 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• flareblade77 said "And that was a reading of How to shoot a trenchcoater in the face. Now for the finale." (9 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• flareblade77 killed Ashate with a pistol. (9 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• Paddy Dignam hit you with a fuel can for 1 damage. (9 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• BadBrainz killed asshole doctor with a pistol. (9 hours and 1 minute ago)
• BadBrainz killed ZinnyStardust with a pistol. (exactly 9 hours ago)
• BadBrainz said "Three points." (8 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• The lights came on inside Guilford Avenue Fire Station. (7 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• Bloatedsack said "How much reading will it take to get me drunk on egg nog??" (6 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• Fistbump Jackson shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (2 hours and 6 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 4 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 4 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• Fistbump Jackson hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• You were killed by Fistbump Jackson. (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• Fistbump Jackson dumped your body out onto the street. (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)

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