Since your last turn:

• Truthfairy said "Mr. Laroo, may I please sit on your shoulders so I can see the band tonight?" (10 hours and 11 minutes ago)
• Kamikazecanuck said "Hi everyone!" (10 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• golam said "this had better be good." (9 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• wburke said "Hey golam" (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• Sankhe repaired the generator. (8 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• Lasherlaroo broadcast "Of course little lady! Just climb on up." from here, on 27.26 MHz. (8 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "*gets a big ladder, props it up again you and climbs on up* Just don't drop me, okay, Cowboy? I hope my pink ruffled square dancing skirt doesn't get in your way!!!" (7 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "against you" (7 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "Ohhh drat!! I forgot my pink glittery duct-taped magic wand. Hold on a second while I go get it...*attempts to dismount from your shoulders and somehow ends up facing you* Ohh....this is awkward!!!" (6 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "And will someone please smack Sankhe with a newspaper for me, please? I'm rather indisposed at the moment. Thank you truly!" (6 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• ROBOT 7 said "*attaches a pink glittery lobster to the ladder*" (6 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• Q Bee said "*pulls the cork out of several bottles of wine. Pours herself and Golam a glass* Here you go dar'link." (6 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• Q Bee said "*sips in antissss-a-pa-sion of the concert*" (6 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Q Bee said "*notices Kamikazecanuck* Well Mr. Canuck, you couldn't have picked a more lucky night to drop in to MCM. The Band Styx will be up shortly for a concert!" (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(A series of dulled thumps resound throughout the hospital. Either the drum tech has begun his duties, or your heart is beating loudly in anticipation.)" (6 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Roadies rush out by the score to set a series of makeshift tables with official STYX MALTON TOUR® doilies, candles, serving trays, and chafing dishes. OMG. Official STYX MALTON TOUR® chorizo and lobster rolls? AWESEOME!)" (6 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• ROBOT 7 said "*places a lobster roll into an onboard spectrometer for analysis*" (5 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "Oh dear!!! Mr. Laroo!! Mr. Laroo!!! Can you please turn around so I can see the official Styx Malton Tour mementoes???!!!" (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• Lasherlaroo said "*turns back towards the table* Domo arigato uh.. roadies." (5 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(The house lights dim. The sky lights blacken. The streetlights pop. The genny's overtaxed! You are a-tingle with excitement ... excitement, and Marshall stacks that are possibly mis-wired. Whatever. You don't care. The night is about to be ... special.)" (5 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(A lone spotlight shines at centerstage, as a neon sign is lowered from the rafters. It is a logo, a wonderful logo, resplendent in neon and sparklers and fireworks. It reads ... RUSH.)" (5 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(There is a pause. The sign is suddenly jerked back into the rafters, and quickly replaced with another. Which reads ... STYX!!! ... A lone roadie rushes out from backstage, clutching a pink sleep and weeping uncontrollably.)" (5 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Suddenly, the curtain parts, and you see them: The men of STYX. Tommy Shaw, in his sparkling one-piece jumper and gorgeous bangs. J.Y., with his mustache of glory and Fender guitar. Dennis, burdened by genius and a 2-foot-tall white man afro.)" (5 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Also, the rhythm section. Who also have names, but ... whatever. The band stand before you, like tiny gods. The speakers blare, and your evening begins.)" (5 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "HELLOOOO, MCM! We've worked hard to bring you the absolute best, despite the minor logo hiccup at the start of the show!! Union help; what can we say? Fact is, it's hard to be a ... BLUE COLLAR MAN!" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNcbdHcz1Mg" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• wburke said "Awesome! Am I a groupie;?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(The band bows deeply, excited to be guests of the raucous and rowdy MCM. Then they collectively look at wburke, and consider his request.) Ummm ... no. Groupies of STYX are exclusively female. You, sir, while agreeable, are simply ...." (5 hours and 11 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_Yl5-k_Ek Fooling Yourself." (5 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Roadies rush out to bestow Official STYX MALTON TOUR® Frisbees, aftershave, and apple cores to the fifty people nearest you.)" (5 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• Lt Uribe said "*laughs, oh this is gonna be great!" (5 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(The band is pleased with the turnout, but wishes there were more zombies in the crowd. Might someone open the door to our undead friends, so that they might share in the power of late Seventies ballad-based arena prog/stadium rock? No?)" (5 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Okay, then on with the show!)" (5 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Dennis, sensing that Tommy has already won the crowd, steps into the spotlight and adjusts his keyboard tie.) Well. We wouldn't be here tonight without the warm and wonderful welcome of one very special lady ... a terrific Lady ... an Awesome LADY ..." (5 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "But I'm not playing Lady. This is for you, Queen Bee! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ejjZhcv7Ho" (5 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• Lt Uribe said "*claps, whistling*" (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(The band scans the crowd ... they are pleased. There are many, many bad jokes to be made tonight. To wit: Tommy, spying Lucy Longshot, steps to the mic and smiles.)" (exactly 5 hours ago)
• The Band Styx said "This one was from my solo album, which I didn't make until we broke up, which we haven't done yet. So ... um ... yes. I am confused. Nonetheless, I am also aroused. Here's to ya, ladies! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25dSxa8-LdQ" (4 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• Q Bee said "*blushes* Aw, thanks boys!" (4 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Dennis smiles. Then he spies Truthfairy from across the room. And he decides to make his move. His schlockly, late-seventies soft rock move: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdSZVAk6diw)" (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Outside, a throng of appreciative zombies bangs at the door in 4/4 time. The cases are holding, however, so you turn your attention back to center stage. Where James 'JY' Young is standing, slowly combing his awesome mustache.)" (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "Backwards Satanic Messages! Yes! That whole thing! It never happened, but neither did the zombie apocalypse, right? So, here's this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BwQZLBYGVU" (4 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(The band prances about in their spandex jumpsuits and feathered bangs. Sweat pours off them an onto the stage, along with a healthy supply of Pabst Blue Ribbon.)" (4 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Tommy heads back to the mic) You know, it took us way too long to find you all here ... one of the happiest, goofiest clans in all of Malton. Way too long. But, tonight ... the jig is up! The news is out! We finally found you!" (4 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(The band frowns at Tommy. They've already used this song and segue.) Dammit! ... Um ... here's Renegade! WOOOOO!" (4 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QbpGm13aQg" (4 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Roadies, smiling, hose the crowd with official STYX MALTON TOUR® Pabst Blue Ribbon Concert Spray. Pabst Blue Ribbon -- Can't Afford Good Beer? So What, Since 1968.)" (4 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(It is time, once again, to calm things down. Thus, Dennis again moves to the mic at center stage.) Having such a good time tonight. Please, whatever you do ... Don't Let It End In A Bad Song Segue!" (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbFD7qYx3VI" (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• ROBOT 7 said "*spikes the punch with a liberal dose of Official STYX MALTON TOUR® aftershave*" (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Drunk on 70s arena rock and cheap, cheap beer, you head for the nearest restroom. The band, seeing this, offers advice.) This one is from before I joined, (Tommy says.) So don't blame me." (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB-nGVqNciE" (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Tommy slinks offstage and heads for the bar. Wait ... hospitals have bars, right? Please? Right?)" (4 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Sensing they do not, an angry Tommy leaps back onstage and grabs the microphone) This next song goes out to anyone who ever felt like they had ... Too Much Time On Their Hands." (4 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD8mzZun5wo" (4 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(See how he did that? The video matched the intro? These guys are AWESOME!)" (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(As Tommy rocks, Dennis spies a certain someone in the crowd. A certain someone made of hammered metal -- not hammered like drunk, but maybe -- and circuits.)" (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(He disappears backstage, and reappears wielding a VHS tape and an oversized grin) GUYS! Look what I found accidentally put in the trash at the back of the tour bus! A video! I totally wrote and made this!)" (4 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Dennis loads the VHS into a player, and a large screen behind the band lights up in horrible early 80s glory. The rest of the band actually dies of embarrassment. Roadies waste many NT needles on them, as w video plays_" (4 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cShYbLkhBc" (4 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Dennis dedicates the song) ROBOT 7, this is for you! Hell, this is ABOUT you!" (4 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• ROBOT 7 said "*dips a finger in the Official STYX MALTON TOUR® aftershave, lights it afire and holds it aloft for the duration of the show*" (4 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(The smoke in the room must be thick, because the band seems to age 30 years before your eyes. Nevermind. It is, most likely, some sort of ... GRAND ILLUSION! ALSO, WHAT IS UP WITH THE DAMN LAZY SONG INTROS???)" (4 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgBEaZK0rFo" (4 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Dennis, while still at the keys, begins a familiar riff. And for the first time this evening, you cease to enjoy things ironically, and just let yourself ... sail away.)" (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5MAg_yWsq8 (Oh, crap. A commercial?)" (4 hours and 11 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Tommy steps to center stage, a single tear streaming down his soft and suspiciously age-defying cheek. He scans the scene outdoors, and spies a growing crowd of flesh-eating undead.)" (4 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(He strums his Shami-Sen -- which you recognize as an ancient Japanese stringed instrument. Damn, you're smart.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykrw8_dfxe8" (4 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Tommy winks at Japani. Right? Yes? Right?)" (4 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(The band, sensing that the evening is drawing to a close, channels their powers of horrible segues into one last, terrible introduction)" (4 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Dennis grins at the assembled masses) When your friends ask you what kind of time you had tonight ... don't say you had a good time ... don't tell 'em you had a great time ... you say that you had ... (you cringe)" (4 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "THE BEST OF TIMES!" (4 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHptB-BVemE" (4 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(The house lights explode. The groupies swoon. The PABST BLUE RIBBON hoses soak you and your date. Sweat and excitement and passion soak the room, along with Official STYX MALTON TOUR Febreeze® misters.)" (exactly 4 hours ago)
• The Band Styx said "(Then ... at long last ... it is over. The curtain falls in time with the band, collapsing in a drunken heap at center stage. You and the band and the crew and the paramedics and the roadies and the t-shirts salesmen are exhausted. And happy. And rocked.)" (3 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(As the house lights go up and the band shuffles offstage, a lone Tommy Shaw reappears with his mandolin. It's not much of an encore, and yet ... it is everything.) This one ... is for us. The River Styx. Goodnight, all. We loved it." (3 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rRvSwKCCPY (The band slinks backstage, into the night. Into the dark. Into a well deserved 12 hours of sleep. A lone roadie gently places a tip jar by their heads, and then begins to mop up the night's mess. Best, MCM.)" (3 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• Q Bee said "*apalauds for so long her hands hurt* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (3 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• Q Bee said "Thank you Band Styx for rock'in the MCM like it's never been rocked!" (3 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• Suburban Zed said "*applauds*" (3 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• Suburban Zed said "*whistles*" (3 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• The Band Styx said "(A lone groupie drapes the band with an OFFICIAL STYX MALTON TOUR® Fleece Blanket. He hangs a sign on the mic left at center stage: Comments welcome! Tell friends! http://wiki.urbandead.com/index./The_band_styx" (2 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "*swoons* OHHH!! OHHHH!!! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *blows kisses to Dennis and the boys in the band as she bounces up and down in Cowboy's face**" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "*and hopes she hasn't smothered him with her pink ruffly square dance skirt*" (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "You COULD hear them though, right?" (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "Thank you sincerely for coming to St. George's, STYX!! What a fantastic show!!!" (2 hours and 25 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "*taps Cowboy on the head* Ok Handsome, you can put me down now..." (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• ROBOT 7 said "*a loud clanging noise is heard as ROBOT 7 bangs its manipulating arms together*" (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "What resounding applause, ROBOT 7!! The Band is well deserving of it and that's the truth!!!" (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
• wburke said "Wooooooooooooooooot!!!" (42 minutes ago) ...and again. (29 minutes ago)
• Saans said "*Whistles loudly*" (29 minutes ago)
• wburke said "Wooooooooooooooooot!!!" (28 minutes ago) ...and again. (22 minutes ago) ...and again. (21 minutes ago)
• Suburban Zed said "Yes indeed." (14 minutes ago)
• emighFalcon said "Got his hopes up when the RUSH sign was turned on but enjoyed the show anyways." (7 minutes ago)

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