Fri Jan 06 20:18:22 -0500 2012:
Wyke Hills [56,96]

Bikini Open Nezhaulcoyotl II Katie Burns Stanton Copperpot TA PUP ...
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Your safehouse is the Needs Building, here.

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You are in your safehouse at the Needs Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms. There are dried, cracked pools of blood across the floor. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Bikini Openr+ (60HP), Nezhaulcoyotl IIr+ (60HP), Katie Burnsr- (60HP), Stanton Copperpotr- (60HP), TA PUPr+ (60HP), Noelani Kieler+ (60HP), Angel Wolfr+ (60HP), Shockheaded Peterr+ (60HP), Knut Staaker- (60HP), Jericho Draugrr+ (50HP), Josh Clarkr- (60HP), Albert Schwanr- (40HP) and James Slimmr+ (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. Red, green and white Christmas lights decorate the room. The building has been decorated with a conceptual painting, a cubist sculpture, two fire-damaged paintings, a Greek tapestry, an abstract painting, a glass table, two antique mirrors, a European painting and a contemporary painting.

Somebody has spraypainted Retirement Party! onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Albert Schwanr+ said "*clicks on a projector* Alright everyone. I have arranged a bit of a treat. Josh Clark: this is your life. *The first slide shows a young Josh Clark with a look of bewildered determination firing at an unprepared looking man in black carrying a fireaxe*" (18 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "Here we see a young Josh collecting one of his first bounties. In a climate not yet fully used to the idea of a bounty hunter, you can it was quite a surprise." (18 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "*a click and the next slide shows Josh and a few others in variuos gas masks and suits having a beer near a pile of bodies and filling out bounty claim paperwork* Here we see some of the early days of Team Xtreme, as others took up the cause." (18 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "*another click and then a picture of a slightly older Josh finishing a zombie with a foireaxe* but from his alliance 45 days, we can see that Josh did not confine his efforts to the living threats to Malton." (17 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "*a picture comes on next of Josh jumping a mall railing in a haloween mask* but as we can see at the Samhain slaughter of 09, Josh always made time for PKers when he could." (17 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "*the next picture shows an apprehensive Josh accepting an award from Misanthropy. I gun is cocked and ready behind his back* And eventually, even those he hunted began to respect the skill with which he pursued them." (17 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "*a montage of several kills clicks through the projector* and how he did pursue them. *the image stops on Josh sneaking up behind two morbidly obese women pretending to be teens making a web video in their bedroom*" (16 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "And then the Heathers. *the next scene shows him using one of the bodies as a desk to fill out the claim paperwork* This is about where I come in. The heathers were my first experience with PKers and I cannot think of a worse group to start with." (16 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "Thanks in part to people like Josh and Ciscokitty, we were able to turn what might have otherwise been a disastrous affair into an event that showcased all of our talents, exposed the Heathers for what they were," (15 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "and mired one of the most feared griefer groups in an ineffective 2 year campaign of petty, flailing, and ineffective revenge kills . * the next slide clicks in showing Josh, Leon, Babs, Abraxas and a robot cutting the ribbon outside a shiny new building*" (15 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "Here we have SDN. If you look closely, you can see me running numbers in the back of this shot. As josh gained experience and fame, he started top look for ways to impact Malton on a larger scale. SDN offered that chance, so he and team Xtreme signed up." (15 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "Now it was not always wine and roses *click. The new slide shows some members of SDN and some members of FPDF throwing computer equipment at each other* But eventually things began to work out *a new shot shows Josh and Liz shaking hands*" (14 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "* the next shot shows a drunk Leon passed out on a sofa as Josh draws a sharpie mustache on. Albert can be seen dipping Leon's hand in a glass of water with a thermometer in it while a notepad stands ready* hmmm. that was not supposed to be in there" (13 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "Ahem! Moving on. *the next several slides depict Josh and Katie claiming bounties, Josh planting trip wires during the march of the dead 2.0, Josh threatening a cameraman with a gun while filming Xtreme zone, and other exploits. *" (13 minutes ago)
  • Albert Schwanr+ said "*After managing to unstick the final slide, it shows a picture of pristine Wyke Hills with a sign reading 'no Heathers' in the foreground* Josh Clark, this is your life, and as you can see, we are all better for it. Well...maybe not the Heathers." (2 minutes ago)

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