You are DreadPirate Catbeardr+. You have 60 Hit Points and 1565 Experience Points. You have 25 Action Points remaining.
You have no safehouse set.
You are inside Lumber Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Can o' Spamr+ (50HP), Zham Bheer- (60HP), Jake Bettermakerr+ (60HP), Boxcartbobr+ (60HP), Chocolate lobotomyr+ (50HP), Mike Heronr+ (60HP) and uberdyker+ (60HP).
A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 28.01 MHz. The food court has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, a stuffed alligator, a stuffed monkey, an impressionist sculpture and a carved pumpkin.
Somebody has spraypainted All hail the Sons of Chester! onto a wall.
There is a dead body here. It's Dr Helen Fruinr-.
Inventory (click to use):
You are 98% encumbered.