Since your last turn:

• Dalt Wisney said "*suddenly pops into existence * Usually we will just rob someone and steal their pants, James. Zombies are somewhat flumuxed when a bunch of honest to God heavily armed alcoholics rob them of their garments...." (yesterday)
• Dalt Wisney said "*stares blankly into space* of course, if you are feeling posh there is always Buckly Mall sort of north- northeasterly of here, though i have no idea what shape it is in nowadays." (yesterday)
• Dalt Wisney said "also, did someone see where that darn goblin sneezing in my brew went??" (yesterday)
• Douwe Egberts said "Two zombies outside, I dealt with another two directly NE of here." (yesterday)
• Dr Killdare said "*gently grabs Dalt by the shoulders and turns him around facing southwest* Buckley is in that direction. Blesley is north by northeast. *damn drunks, I swear...., they'd get lost on the way to the bar if they ever actually LEFT the bar*" (yesterday)
• 25.92 MHz: "BOOBS. That is all." (yesterday)
• Dr Killdare said "Hello, dear. If I'd known editing the wiki page would bring you back to us I would have edited long before now. Welcome home, brat. :D" (yesterday)
• Evil Child said "Been napping outdoors for a while.. can't quite remember what happened, this blood however is not mine. I'm off for a clothes change." (21 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• Dalt Wisney said "*ponders how to make a bar that will follow him around and come running when he yells*" (15 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• Dr Killdare said "I would suggest getting a dog and put saddlebags on him loaded with booze and bar supplies. Dogs are pretty loyal and they'll follow you around but if you have any doubts, use a leash." (14 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Attention zombies- You should leave Lukinswood." (5 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "You know you want them! Go on!" (5 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "We welcome all zombies! - Havercroft!" (5 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in a warehouse. (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "ATTN ZOMBIES; REPORT TO HAVERcROFT- WELcOME ENVIROMENT" (3 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Everybody here is tastey! We welcome zombies with open arms!" (3 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "You know you want us, zombies, so come on! - Havercroft" (3 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Sponsered by the Lukinswood Zombies GTFO effort." (3 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• Sofiah said "My my we have zombie midget here! oh and the Evil Child!" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Sofiah said "*hugs everyone and takes a garniss special and goes to nap" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Axe Hack is back, Malton..." (22 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Axe Hack's Manhunt 4, that is!" (22 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Created by the infamous horrible PKer, Axe Hack," (21 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "AHMH4 promises to be more bloodier than ever!" (21 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Returning contenders such as vinetown scout," (21 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Misanthropy, and DJ Talent are only some of the" (20 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "competition attending this year! Alex Koponen" (20 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "might even break his 11 death record from AHMH3!" (20 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "So come join the fun in this Malton Manhunt event!" (20 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Because this time, it's personal." (19 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Please view the wiki for more info." (19 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "http://wiki.urbandead.com/index./AHMH4" (14 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Disclaimer: The Malton Manhunt works with Rogue's" (14 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Gallery in order to clear contestants from RG" (14 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "should they ever be reported for killing" (14 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "another contestant." (13 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "And now for more zombie-centric commentary" (8 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "I want to tell you a story Malton..." (8 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Today, I came across a man dying in the streets" (8 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "His legs had been torn off by RRF members." (7 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "I asked him why he was crying, and he told me" (7 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "that he had nothing more to give to the RRF." (7 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Nothing more to give. As I kicked his broken" (7 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "body off a bridge, I thought about his words." (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "When was the last time you helped a zombie?" (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Can we not learn from this courageous young man," (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "and give back to our perfect, zombie community?" (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "So humans, look back at your meaningless lives," (6 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "and ask, What can I do for my local zombie horde?" (5 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Have I given everything I could possible give?" (5 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "It is only by feeding our peaceful, zombie friends" (5 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "can we truly help ourselves." (5 minutes ago)
• 25.92 MHz: "Yours in peace and love, Speaker for the Undead." (4 minutes ago)

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