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Record ID: d3a-828-147
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Witness name: FuzzyWuzzie

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81 humans

You are FuzzyWuzzie. You have 60 Hit Points and 340 Experience Points. You have 50 Action Points remaining.

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Level: 41 (22s/19z)
XP: 213
Class: Scientist
Joined: 2008-12-13 07:37:15
Real name: Will Bing

A some what slacker-ish scientist whose dreams of rock stardom died with the first wave of survivors.

You are inside St George's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The building has been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 81 survivors gathered here. [list all names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 28.73 MHz. A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed eagle, a conceptual painting, a French tapestry, two Greek tapestries, two mouldering tapestries, a historical tapestry, a mediaeval tapestry, a torn tapestry, an impressionist sculpture, a faded tapestry and a European sculpture.

Somebody has spraypainted Welcome to MCM! Barricades at VSB++, no PK/BH! onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Private Zincon said "ZERG? i hate those queens, constantly hitting my seige tanks with parasites and broodlings!" (yesterday)
  • Private Zincon said "and those damn lurkers!" (yesterday)
  • OZORT General said "thanks Hanstinkybo" (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "Oh, I am sorry Elliot, my finger must have slipped at the smell of fresh Genney fluid. Been killing at Pippard again I see." (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "*wheels out the portable bar and connects the hose to the barrel under the bar. Begins to set out empty tankards.*" (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "asshole doctor, I really need some Blues Brothers tonight!" (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "well i might be able to help you. we just need fuzzy" (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "I'm afraid the bear is hibernating tonight. Something about work or not just spring....I'm not sure." (yesterday)
  • OZORT General said "jack danzen 46hp outside" (yesterday)
  • DinkyE said "Can I make a request? Cab Calloway's Minnie the Moocher isn't quite Blues Brothers but was in the film.....Great song." (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "sorry dinky. done that tune already." (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "okay and HIT IT!" (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "Im a king bee, Im a king bee baby, Buzzing round your hive, Together we can make honey now baby." (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "If you let me come inside, Im a king bee, I want you to be my queen, Well Im a king bee, baby, Want you to be my queen, Well together we can make honey, baby, The world has never seen" (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "Okay lets buzz a while" (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "A buzz buzz (buzz buzz) A buzz buzz (buzz buzz) A buzz buzz (buzz buzz) A buzz buzz (buzz buzz)" (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "Im a king bee, I can buzz all night long, Well Im a king bee, baby, I can buzz all night long Well I can buzz better baby, When your man is gone." (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "**beans DinkyE with a can of diet pepper in the back of his head** walks off stage." (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "ZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZZzz" (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "*swoons* Oh my! *grabs Tankard and drinks*" (yesterday)
  • elliot ghoul said "no Q Bee if I was killing in pippard it would be on the news" (yesterday)
  • Hamrin' Hamran said "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" (yesterday)
  • elliot ghoul said "Hey Dr Asshole here's a real challenge" (yesterday)
  • DinkyE said "*Deflects the can of soda with his hockey stick and smacks Arse Doc on the forehead for good measure*" (yesterday)
  • elliot ghoul said "spell one word wrong and I'll splatter you brains all over the wall" (yesterday)
  • elliot ghoul said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyBZE0kBtE&feature=PlayList&p=A9CD698923366803&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=5" (yesterday)
  • Harmin' Harman said "S'all good. I understand the possible misunderstanding. Sorry for the trouble. But yes, thanks for the warm welcome. <3" (yesterday)
  • elliot ghoul said "or you're a cross dressing blues brothers poser!!!!" (yesterday)
  • Harman Harmin said "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" (yesterday)
  • elliot ghoul said "Hey Dr Asshole here's a real challenge" (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "Elliot.. I don't take to threats from noobie, nobody wannabe Pkers too well..carefull how you speak to me." (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "DINKY KICK SAVE WHAT A BUET!" (yesterday)
  • elliot ghoul said "In other words you're a poser so pick another band 'cause you're a poser" (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "*snickers* Look whos talking about posers!" (yesterday)
  • Gene Myers said "Okay, I am now restocked. 31 FAK's ready to rock, too bad I do not have any AP left. :(" (yesterday)
  • Gene Myers said "Speaking of FAKs some student should patch up Violet, and elliot ghoul." (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "Elliot, first of all.. WUN WERD. Nyeh. *sticks tongue out* Next... *strolls into office and closes the door*" (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "*the office door flings open* I'm on a mission from God. *is wearing a man's suit with dark tie and white shirt, dark shades, and her hair is tucked up in a fedora. She tugs on suit lapel and strides confidently into the lobby* Where's Jake?" (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "Yes. I'm a cross dressing blues brother poser. What're you gonna do about it, huh? *pulls out a black marker and begins carefully drawing letters on her knuckles*" (yesterday)
  • DinkyE said "*raises his eyebrows at Violet's new get-up but leans back into his chair to watch*" (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "*struts across the room, or struts as well as one can strut while wearing men's flats. Grabs a microphone* Bring the house lights down, boys, and leave the spotlight on me..." (yesterday)
  • DinkyE said "*Grins as he cracks open a beer* Knock em dead baby!" (yesterday)
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
  • A zombie gestured at the ceiling. (yesterday)
  • A zombie gestured down at the ground. (yesterday)
  • A zombie gestured at Rob Lefter. (yesterday)
  • A zombie gestured to Tribe Park. (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia revivified a zombie. (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia began to rebuild the barricades, using a wheelchair. (yesterday)
  • A flare was fired 11 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the south. [20-80] (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "*tries to tilt the microphone down enough, then gives up and snatches it out of the stand* Here's one from the movie that's a little less played... *cues up the beat and strikes a pose, feet shoulder width apart, chin down, both hands on the mike*" (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "Rollin, rollin, rollin, though the streams are swollen, Keep them doggies rolling - Rawhide!" (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "Rain and wind and weather, hell bent for leather, wishing my girl was by my side." (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "All the things I'm missin, good victuals, love and kissin, are waiting at the end of my ride." (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "Move em on - head em up! Head em up - move em up! Move em on - head em up! Rawhide!" (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "Cut em out - ride em in! Ride em in - cut em out! Cut em out. Ride em in, Rawhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!" (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "*swings arm up with the dramatic finish* Thankyouverymuch. *strolls off and returns the lighting to normal* Whew! That's about all I can sing of that. It's waaaaay too low for me. *chugs water*" (yesterday)
  • Violet Begonia said "*examines the room through the dark shades* Now elliot, THAT'S what a cross-dressing Blues Brothers poser looks like. *adjusts tie and tugs on suit lapels*" (yesterday)
  • A Hunter said "It's just never dull in here. I'm glad I found this place to settle down in. Anyone mind if I stay, I love the floor shows you get." (yesterday)
  • Rob Lefter said "Praise Knowledge,he lives once more!" (yesterday)
  • Posydon11 said "this is the loudesting building i've been in ever" (yesterday)
  • Rob Lefter said "fallaces sunt rerum species" (yesterday)
  • Rob Lefter said "Just kidding,this hospital isn't deceptive at all." (yesterday)
  • Rob Lefter said "This hospital is a hub and wealth of information for those with open ears,and patient minds." (yesterday)
  • Breakdance Lou said "we pride ourselves on loudness." (yesterday)
  • Soukougnan said "Thanks again, Arse. Call me Souk, by the way. ...and, forgive me, but what's NT mean? *gives a demure grin*" (yesterday)
  • A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west and 2 blocks to the north. [21-69] (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said " Necro tech building. it's really our meth labs and they need to be protected at all costs. anyway Souky" (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "thats where the action useally is." (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "noobies Officer Sam Jackson needs some good FAKKING . he's at (30hp)" (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "hey Jojo! long time no see." (yesterday)
  • asshole doctor said "elliot.. thats strike two. one more." (yesterday)
  • Rick AstIey said "yo, it's DDR." (yesterday)
  • 28.73 MHz: "News Team to Marven Mall - bring Scotch!" (yesterday)
  • elliot ghoul said "very nice Violet, a gift for you" (yesterday)
  • elliot ghoul said "here you go, and hands her a big bag of generator parts" (yesterday)
  • elliot ghoul said "I was saving them for the copper but the market is down." (yesterday)
  • 28.73 MHz: "No, bring scotch here!" (yesterday)
  • Posydon11 said "i got free running!!!!!!!!" (yesterday) ...and again.
  • Q Bee said "WOOT *stands up and gives Violet at loud applause* What a great night of entertainment! *wheels away the portable bar and brings out a very large pot of coffee and tea. Then sets out a new platter of cookies.* Welcome ot the weekned Everyone!" (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "Excellent job Posydon11! Free running is very important for your health. Be sure that when you do have to go 'outside' that you look around for buildings that doesn't say you see no way to enter. Those buildings have been caded to high to get inside." (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "Please feel free to check out our lecture series for more surviver tips. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index./MCM or log into our forum http://maltonmedicine.forummotion.com/forum.htm" (yesterday)
  • A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the north. [34-60] (yesterday)
  • Griibo Sensei said "*wakes up*.... oooh... my head... who put cyanide in the cookies again?... and how did marijuana get in my brownies!!! *THUNK - Falls unconscious*" (yesterday)
  • A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 13 blocks to the north. [38-58] (yesterday) ...and again. ...and again.
  • Q Bee said "*Looks over at Griibo and wonders where he got his cookies and brownies cuz it wasn't here* Griibo, I'd stop buying your cookies from strange places." (23 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • Vilhelm123 said "Hello everyone! If there would happen to be any students in search of xp I'm currently sitting on only 30hp." (21 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • 28.73 MHz: "oh noez !! the zombies are eating the spamonie!" (21 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • 28.73 MHz: "OK EVERY ON WHO CAN HEAR THIS GO TO URBAN GENERAL HOSPITAL I" (21 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • 28.73 MHz: "N KINCH HEIGHTS" (21 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia broadcast "Thats what Urban gets for having spamonie instead of cookies" from here, on 28.73 MHz. (20 hours and 39 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia broadcast "We have a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies!" from here, on 28.73 MHz. (20 hours and 39 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia broadcast "Bring the scotch to MCM, not Urban! We have cookies for you!" from here, on 28.73 MHz. (20 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia broadcast "chocolate chip, snickerdoodle, sugar, and oatmeal raisin!" from here, on 28.73 MHz. (20 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia broadcast "Don't waste scotch on spamonie eaters! Come to MCM instead!" from here, on 28.73 MHz. (20 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "*hangs up radio microphone* Nothing more satisfying than a productive day's work! Hard work like that is so satisfying. *wanders over to get a cookie*" (20 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • 28.73 MHz: "Awwwwww. but all we have is peanut butter!" (20 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • 28.73 MHz: "Why does MCM get all the cookies." (20 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sam Jackson said "Ive got 10hp to go for whoever needs the FAK exp" (20 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • Vilhelm123 said "Many thanks Dylan! Now at 50/60 hp so if anyone still wants some xp feel free to grab it." (19 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • Alexander Karelin said "*Slanders Asshole Doctor for 1 damage*" (19 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • Alexander Karelin said "I now take dump in cookie batter! *Takes dump in cookie batter* Haha, now it tailored to food menu of Asshole Doctor!" (19 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • Alexander Karelin broadcast "Free Cookies At MCM! Flavored for Asshole Doctor!" from here, on 28.73 MHz. (19 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • Alexander Karelin said "You see, Asshole Doctor is shit eater! Haha! Who get joke before I explain it? Eh?" (18 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • Alexander Karelin said "I knew! Haha! But I am joke teller!" (18 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • Alexander Karelin said "Q Bee knew! She snicker! Haha! Fist pump for Q Bee! Fist in face for asshle!" (18 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "thats it IT GO TIME." (18 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • Breakdance Lou said "youguys should have a suplex / drinking contest" (18 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor killed Alexander Karelin. (18 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "would you look at that i didn't spill one drop of his blood on the floor." (18 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • Breakdance Lou said "youguys should have a suplex / drinking contest" (18 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • Breakdance Lou said "i guess you win" (18 hours and 39 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "no song tonight i just wasted all most of my AP on alex." (18 hours and 39 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "now I don't mind being called an asshole... but don't treat me like one. *reloads*" (18 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "CLIFF! dude! hows it going? golam sends his love." (18 hours and 36 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "Nice work Ass, No one but no one messes with the cookies. *throws bowl out the window* Can someone pick us up a new bowl on your next mall run?" (18 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "Why are TZH so obessed with defecation? You'd think they'd have outgrown that by third grade. Asshole doctor, I have no objection at all to that kill." (18 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • A flare was fired 11 blocks to the west and 2 blocks to the south. [20-73] (18 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • 28.73 MHz: "quero xoxota '-'" (17 hours and 25 minutes ago)
  • 28.73 MHz: "Ajuda ae, negada" (17 hours and 25 minutes ago)
  • 28.73 MHz: "Nooo! Scotch should be stored at Urban!" (9 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  • A flare was fired 6 blocks to the east and 8 blocks to the south. [37-79] (7 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • 28.73 MHz: "Yes _ urban needs more scotch _ bring us the precious" (6 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • 28.73 MHz: "the cheese samich is coming!!" (5 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • Halumari broadcast "How do I become a zombie again? @_@" from here, on 28.73 MHz. (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
  • A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 5 blocks to the south. [30-76] (38 minutes ago)


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