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Record ID: 4bd-fda-a2a
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Witness name: Q Bee

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[31-71]

77 humans

You are Q Bee. You have 60 Hit Points and 328 Experience Points. You have 50 Action Points remaining.

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You are inside St George's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The building has been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 77 survivors gathered here. [list all names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed eagle, a conceptual painting, a French tapestry, two Greek tapestries, two mouldering tapestries, a historical tapestry, a mediaeval tapestry, a torn tapestry, an impressionist sculpture, a faded tapestry and a European sculpture.

Somebody has spraypainted Turbonegro RULES! Barricades VSB+2, no PK/BH , MCM onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Violet Begonia said "*sighs reluctantly* Harman Harmin, Hamrin' Hamran, and Harmin' Harman, you were warned. Your response was to bring in another zerg. You are being reported to zerg liste as a zerg. MCM does not shelter cheaters. Our no-kill policy no longer applies to you." (9 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • Senkou said "*Slips in through the barricades, dragging an overstuffed pack behind himself* I'm back from a mall run. It was much more interesting than my usual runs. I snagged an amazing amount of chocolate... Now I gotta find a place to hide it all..." (9 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • Senkou said "Anyone know of a safe that I can use?" (9 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "Um, chocolate????? Well, well, well, I'm sure that chocolate will be VERY well cared for in my desk, erm, I mean the safe in my office!" (9 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • Senkou said "Ms. Begonia, you know that I have the greatest respect possible for you... But you touch my chocolate and I might go mad." (9 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • Harman Harmin said "Gragh? What gives you the impression that we're zergs? We're simply like-minded individuals!" (9 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "You have the same name and the same description. If you aren't zergs, you're doing your best to look like zergs. If that's so, you've succeeded admirably. I'm going to report you the zerg list. If you aren't zergs, you can post there to sort it out." (9 hours and 26 minutes ago)
  • Hamrin' Hamran said "GRAAAAAAAAH!" (9 hours and 24 minutes ago)
  • Harman Harmin said "Oh, Hamrin', what am I going to do with you? You know, Violet, if you like, we could demonstrate we're not zergs by using all of our AP to bite you one day. Then you can examine the success rate and see that it's not nerfed by the zerg penalty." (9 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Senkou said "Ms. Begonia, are you infected? Let the young'ns descend!" (9 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "*shrugs* Hamrin' Hamran and Harman Harmin, feel free to bite away. More XP for the students!" (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • Harman Harmin said "Unfortunately I have no AP. But, really, that was a serious offer--I don't want to be misunderstood!" (9 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "Dude, you're going to be reported, which I suspect is what you really want given the descriptions and cloned names. Hang on - I've almost finished the post and I'll give you a link in a second so you can reply to it." (9 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • S1leNt RIP said "More sick and wounded in Pippard...You guys need to get your act together!" (exactly 9 hours ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.?topic=12.msg42350#msg42350 is the report I just made to the zerg liste. You can straighten this out with them. Until then, sorry guys, but you aren't covered by MCM's no-kill policy on campus." (8 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • Hamrin' Hamran said "Graaaaah!" (8 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • DinkyE said "*grabs Hamrin' Hamran by his sole tuft of hair, making a face at the stench* Keep your parts to yourself. You're not wanted here" (8 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • DinkyE killed Hamrin' Hamran. (8 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • DinkyE said "*smacks Hamrin' with a hockey stick across the head*" (8 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • Private Zincon said "hooray for dinky!" (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "Oh yeah, about the biting... I probably should have mentioned that my boyfriend doesn't like it when other people give me hickeys, and he's rather fond of shooting people. *looks at bloodstain* Um, oops?" (7 hours and 36 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "*slips an arm around DinkyE's waist* I'm tired... shall we retire? *pulls him into her office and closes the door*" (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • Harman Harmin said "Poor Hamrin'. :( He was a good boy..." (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • Harman Harmin said "Although his vocabulary is a bit limited, I will confess." (7 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • Amanda Fisher said "Right now, Harman Harmin has 48 HP and 'I have to poop' has 39. Good XP for newbies if you heal them." (7 hours and 16 minutes ago)
  • Alexander Karelin said "That MRI Machine? No wonder it not transmit radio signal! I not fix it! It is crappy radio impostor! I crush it more!" (7 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • asshole doctor said "1234!" (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "Where're your friends? Where're your friends? Where're your friends?" (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • Alexander Karelin said "MRI Machine Device is also bad cookie impostor. Taste much like fire hydrant! I not eat that anymore. Who want suplex into Dean's Office Door? Harman Harmin look like great battering ram impostor! YES?" (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "Where are your friends, man? What? What? Where're my friends?" (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "All my friends are dead. All my friends are dead. They got kicked in the head, All my friends are dead." (6 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "All my friends are dead. All my friends are dead. They got smacked in the head, All my friends are dead." (6 hours and 55 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "I always knew that they would end up like today. They bought the bullet and played with hand grenades." (6 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "Hey! Hey! Hey!" (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "All my dreams were lies. All my dreams were lies. Lemme see the skies, All my dreams were lies." (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "All my friends are dead. All my friends are dead. They got dragged outta bed, Now they're buried and they're dead." (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "I always knew that they would end up like today. They bought the bullet and played with hand grenades." (6 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "Hey! Hey! Hey!" (6 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "Fuckin' Eh!" (6 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "I always knew that they would end up like today. They bought the bullet and played with hand grenades." (6 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "Now they're buried and they're dead! Now they're buried and they're dead! Now they're buried and they're dead!" (6 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "Dead!" (6 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "*STAGE DIVES INTO MOSH PIT*" (6 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "oh by the way i have to poop and harman harmin need some good fakking students." (6 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "and where is my scotch and who keeps going into my medical marijuana stash?" (6 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "*THUNK* zZzzZZzZZZZzzZzZzzzzZZzzZZzzzzzzZzzzZZzZzzzzzzz" (6 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • Harmin' Harman said "We're all different people. I know who the other two are. They made those accounts as something of a joke and decided to follow me around. mo should be able to verify that we are indeed three different people." (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • Fred Flanders said "Harman Harmin healed, poop can still use a fakking... (never thought I'd say that)" (5 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • A flare was fired 5 blocks to the east and 10 blocks to the south. [36-81] (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
  • Valere Lenoir said "Nice shooting, mate." (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
  • SurvivorX51 said "I think Dr Firefly was going to come in here, then die from his infection" (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
  • asshole doctor said "can someone please post iwittness of my song on the forum mmm mmmmplease." (16 minutes ago)


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