Since your last turn:

• october knight said "throws newspaper at vilhelm* arg me maty i be anne bonny" (17 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• Twotrees said "*Walks out of the back room wearing just a pair of jeans, yawning* What is all this racket? Papers all over the floor? I'm getting some coffee and breakfast and yes I know it's late afternoon." (17 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Doctor Daddy said "*trying to avoid the surrounding chaos, moves over to the cades and props the fallen items back up, including bean bag and various other duelling aids*" (17 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• Spamity Calamity said "I killed a zed in Rutt Square Fire Station. There is still one zombie left and a survivor." (16 hours and 11 minutes ago)
• Vilhelm123 said "*Dodges the newspaper and slides up to october before breaking out in his finest knight speak*" (16 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• Vilhelm123 said "Good day, dame bonny! Does thou seek to impress upon me your piratey goodness?! Oh dear I must beseech three to not shiver mine timbers to much for fear of catastrophe." (16 hours and 1 minute ago)
• Pest02 said "Pirate Knights? How odd." (15 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• Pibbit said "*observes vilhelm closely then holds up a large white card with the number 6 written on it*" (15 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• Vilhelm123 said "*Grins widely at Pibbit and lean back against the bar* Care to do better oh well read one?" (15 hours and 44 minutes ago)
• Pest02 said "*holds up a 9 card for Vilhelm*" (15 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• october knight said "pest02, just pirates, i dont know were knights come in" (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Vilhelm123 said "Ahahaha cheers Pest!" (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• october knight said "hold up a 4 card* you get points for effort" (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Vilhelm123 said "Knights Vs Pirates Vs Ninjas lass. Classic pub argument." (15 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• october knight said "no, just pirate nd ninja, a pirates firearms can easly punch through platemail" (15 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Pest02 said "Aye, but what about Jesters?" (15 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Pest02 said "Jesters never get the reputation they deserve, no matter how many thorny crowns they make off with." (15 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Pibbit said "*snorts* There's no arguement! PIRATES PIRATES PIRATES!! Knights are simply walking tin cans and ninjas run around in their pajamas. Pets02 you have no taste." (15 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• Vilhelm123 said "What makes you think I'm talking about knights in full plate mail? And if I were shooting a bloke charging you on horseback is a hell of a job for a untalented thief hiding behind the glamour of false rumour and myth." (15 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• october knight said "PIRATES PIRATES PITRATES!!" (15 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• october knight said "sorry villy your tin buckets just aint welcome in the argument" (15 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• Pibbit said "*grabs a pair of coconut shells and clops them while she gallops circles around vilhelm* Brave Sir Robin ran away! Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled" (15 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• Pest02 said "Jesters have lutes, the third greatest invention behind the wheel and bread." (15 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• october knight said "we might let in samuri though, can i have a vote on wether we let in samuris" (15 hours and 29 minutes ago) ...and again.
• Pest02 said "Another reason knights are the worst of all. They like DRUMS. Beating something with wooden sticks or your hand is no match to actual talent." (15 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• Pest02 said "Samuria's were respectable in their day. They served their purpose, but are overhyped on the actual duties they performed." (15 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• october knight said "pesto2, granted" (15 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• october knight said "ninjas are just as over hyped" (15 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• Pest02 said "Anything coming from the Indo-China region is overhyped, as it is foreign to Westeners. Foreign is special for some odd reason." (15 hours and 25 minutes ago)
• Pest02 said "Also, a knight in general is particularly useless by himself. He need a company of some sort, and the only Knight company I know of is the Knights Templar...and we all should know what happened to them." (15 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• october knight said "ay....thank you france, you cheese eating surrener monkies" (15 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• Vilhelm123 said "Tell you what then, nuts to knights as long as I can have my long bow." (15 hours and 7 minutes ago)
• Pibbit said "long bow.........Legolas.....MMmmmmm" (14 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "Ladies, here are your drinks, and refills *walks around the room delivering mojitos, red and white wine, and necrotinis . Speak up if you need anything because I'm going to hit the showers and then the hot tub." (14 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy refuelled the generator. (14 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "*comes out of the shower wearing a towel and slides into the hottub* Ahh, that feels good" (14 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "Sing hey! for th bath at close of day" (14 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "That washes the weary mud away!" (14 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "A loon is he that will not sing:" (14 hours and 42 minutes ago) ...and again. (14 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "O! Water Hot is a noble thing!" (14 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain," (14 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;" (14 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "but better than rain or rippling streams" (14 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "is Water Hot that smokes and steams." (14 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "O! Water cold we may pour at need" (14 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed;" (14 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "but better is Beer, if drink we lack," (14 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "and Watter Hot poured down the back." (14 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "O! Water is fair that leaps on high" (14 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "in a fountain white beneath the sky;" (14 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "but never did fountain sound so sweet" (14 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "as splashing Hot Water with my feet!" (14 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• Cabana Boy said "*Terrific splash as CB sets action to words*" (14 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and distant groaning 1 block to the west and 6 blocks to the south. (14 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• Pibbit said "*listens dreamily to Cabana Boy's song*" (14 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• Truthfairy said "Yes, hot water! *gives the thumbs up sign to Cabana Boy* Truly..." (13 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 12 blocks to the north. (12 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Pirates, ninjas, knights...none were any match for...the samurai." (12 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "I can't believe I missed all the fun! *slams his foot into a wall then limps off moaning and cursing*." (12 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Eh. I need a drink." (12 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "*staggers drunkenly back into the room and starts singing*." (12 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "As the sun breaks above the ground" (12 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "An old man stands on the hill" (12 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "As the ground warms to the first rays of light" (12 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "A birdsons shatters the still" (12 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "His eyes are ablaze" (12 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "See the madman in his gaze" (12 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Fly on your way like an eagle" (12 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Fly as high as the sun" (12 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "On your wings like an eagle" (12 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Fly and touch the sun" (12 hours and 25 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Now the crowd breaks and a young boy appears" (12 hours and 25 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Look the old man in his eyes" (12 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "As he spreads his wings and shouts at the crowd" (12 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "In the name of God my father I fly" (12 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "His eyes seem so glazed" (12 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "As he flies on the wings of a dream" (12 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Now he knows his father betrayed" (12 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Now his wings burn to ashes to ashes his grave" (12 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Fly on your way like an eagle" (12 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Fly as high as the sun" (12 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "On your wings like an eagle" (12 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Fly and touch the sun." (12 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "*falls over*" (12 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 7 blocks to the south. (11 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• october knight said "rolls her eyes* all right you keep you little yew and flax bow, you dont mind if i keep straping iron *gives an evil grin* like they say god made all men but mr. colt made them equal" (10 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Huh?" (10 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• october knight said "leans against vilhelm* though i always did like the story of robin hood" (10 hours and 11 minutes ago)
• tesarax said "*stops fighting and jumps up to the celing to think* lets see depending on terain the knight in full plate armor with no horse would just get stuck a knight any where in full plate will tier fast so the battle aginst eather would be dificult." (9 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• tesarax said "on the other had if the knight had solid gorund and or a horse he would stand a good chance with the house speed and enderense boost now a knight with only ring mail would have less partection but would be about as agile as the piret" (9 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• tesarax said "and knights work better in groups than eather priets or ninjas (i think) so they would have an advantage in a large battle. now pirest they have good light weigh stuff so egsation would be low on the list of problems lack of armor would be a big 1" (9 hours and 44 minutes ago)
• tesarax said "now for pirets being on shifting boats i imagen they would have good balnce so the terain would be of minimul impact now there flint lock guns have slow rate of fire and only 1 shot and not so acerate however at medium short range would be dangrous" (9 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• tesarax said "plate armor would be bullet profe baring perviosus damage as the flint locks dont have all that much force now if the pirets had navil support the cannos could be devastating however in large numbers the undisplend pirets would not be all that efective" (9 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Pirates are just a bunch of stupid drunks that go around stealing things." (9 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• tesarax said "now ninjas if they had cover could be devistating as they are very hard to find but on open ground things would not go so well the trowing weponds would work on the piret and chain mail knights but not the plate armor now they would probly have posin" (9 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• tesarax said "so if they got a hit in the other combatint could be in big troble now in large groups nijas would be some what efective but i dought they trained in group combat and some of there tricks would be very efective aginst there oponent so the victor all +" (9 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• tesarax said "depends on the terain and the numbers involved now i do not know much on samari but they would be close to knights but with lighter armor and sharper swords but also they will be willing to die to kill the other combatant" (9 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Ninjas were basically spies, so they would disguise themselves as pirates and travel around with the real pirates, learning their weak points, then when the time was right..." (9 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• Nathan Whitaker said "Pirates stand no chance against ninjas. If they were smart enough to fight back, they probably wouldn't be pirates in the first place." (9 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• You heard a muffled groaning 1 block to the west and 1 block to the north. (9 hours and 1 minute ago)
• wr1190 shot you with a shotgun for 10 damage. (7 hours and 47 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• wr1190 said "CARP is a fucking horrible policy people." (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• wr1190 said "or CRAP, brains still doin funny things." (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• wr1190 shot you with a shotgun for 10 damage. (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• You were killed by wr1190. (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• wr1190 dumped your body out onto the street. (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)

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