You are Petting Zoo CCTV0. You have 50 Hit Points and 10 Experience Points. You have 50 Action Points remaining. Your safehouse is the Horsey Museum, here.
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You are in your safehouse at the Horsey Museum, its collection of conceptual paintings now thick with dust. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Miss Naomi0, AquariumReceptionist0, Mama Salts0, A Feral Cat0, White suit0, aetzmolch0, a hungry wolf0 and A Siberian Tiger0. A portable generator has been set up here. It only has a little fuel left, enough to power a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.19 MHz. One room of the museum has been cleared, for the display of two cubist sculptures, three conceptual paintings, a fire-damaged painting, two contemporary paintings, two African paintings and a European sculpture. Somebody has spraypainted Malton Petting Zoo - Help feed the animals! onto a wall. Since your last turn: - Grungni0 said "*pets the cat*" (yesterday)
- Grungni0 said "Thanks boy!" (yesterday)
- Grungni0 said "*gives the cat a steak*" (yesterday)
- Grungni0 said "*Looks at Steak McBreakfast*" (yesterday)
- Grungni0 said "You are very brave, sharing a room with a tiger, a wolf and a cat, mr Steak..." (yesterday)
- Grungni0 broadcast "Malton City Zoo, this is Malton petting Zoo" from here, on 27.19 MHz. (yesterday)
- Grungni0 broadcast "We have decided your mother was indeed not a hamster." from here, on 27.19 MHz. (yesterday)
- Grungni0 broadcast "she was a gerbil" from here, on 27.19 MHz. (yesterday)
- Grungni0 broadcast "and we still think your father smelled of elderberies." from here, on 27.19 MHz. (yesterday)
- Grungni0 broadcast "Malton Petting Zoo out." from here, on 27.19 MHz. (yesterday)
- Grungni0 said "Well well, we have visitors from our Ketchelbank outpost! How are you, mr Suit?" (yesterday)
- aetzmolch0 said "im not sure if this white suit will be a good dress while sitting next to our feral cat. known as the hairiest and urinator in the greater malton area." (yesterday)
- aetzmolch0 said "hairiest urinator, scratch that and." (yesterday)
- aetzmolch0 said "but do nopt scratch our anta. they are a little bit stressed since someone dropped the 20 pound sugar cube inside their farm..." (yesterday)
- A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the south. (yesterday)
- White suit0 said "Nahh. I'll be fine." (yesterday)
- voracious victorKOS killed Grungni with a fire axe. (yesterday)
- A Siberian Tiger0 said "*Licks Miss Naomi on the cheek and looks at her as if to say please feed me* GRRRrrr~! PUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!" (22 hours and 49 minutes ago)
- Grungni0 said "*pets the tiger*" (20 hours and 5 minutes ago)
- Grungni0 said "*gives the tiger a steak*" (20 hours and 5 minutes ago)
- Grungni0 said "If this keeps on, I've got to make another run to the butcher soon..." (20 hours and 5 minutes ago)
- Grungni0 said "What's this?" (20 hours and 3 minutes ago)
- Grungni0 said "A murderer in our midst!" (20 hours and 3 minutes ago)
- Grungni0 said "Begone, thou fool creature!" (20 hours and 3 minutes ago)
- Grungni0 killed afrotech with a pistol. (20 hours and 2 minutes ago)
- Grungni0 said "Bloody murderers, hanging around in MY zoo!" (19 hours and 56 minutes ago)
- A Siberian Tiger0 said "*eats steak in one gulp looks at Grungi and Miss Naomi for more food*" (17 hours and 53 minutes ago)
- aetzmolch0 said "waitaminit... grungni, you just killed that guy. that makkes you to a killer in MY ZOO!!" (10 hours and 20 minutes ago)
- aetzmolch0 said "*loads his newspaper*" (10 hours and 20 minutes ago)
- Alevins52 killed pinata88 with a pistol. (9 hours and 31 minutes ago)
- Grungni0 said "Chill it, Aetz.. He didn't buy a ticket. You know what the Zookeepers Manual has to say about that." (6 hours and 27 minutes ago)
- Grungni0 said "Actually, if you consider Addendum D a valid part of the handbook, I actually did him a favour. *shudders*" (6 hours and 26 minutes ago)
- A Siberian Tiger0 said "GRRROOOOWWWLL? *Eats Addendum D*" (6 hours and 17 minutes ago)
- Dr Svengali0 said "Thanks aezmolch ... I owe you one ..." (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)
- voracious victorKOS killed Grungni with a fire axe. (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
- A Siberian Tiger0 said "GRRROOOOOWWWLLL!!!!!!!" (37 minutes ago)
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