Since your last turn:

• Pibbit said "SHOO SHOO!!! Go away!! *smack the zombie repeatedly over the head with her baseball bat*" (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• Justin Scott said "Well, good try at biting me, but I have a first-aid kit! So HAH!" (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• TS Garp killed a zombie with a knife. (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Pibbit said "*stands there utterly shocked* 6 syringes for 6 AP. Kevan must" (2 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Pibbit said "'ve gotten laid last night...." (2 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Justin Scott said "*Tries to imagine Kevan having sex. Mind = Blown*" (2 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Darel Aikin installed a generator in the building. (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• Darel Aikin said "C'mon baby, light my fire..." (2 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Keagan Funkster refuelled the generator. (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• Keagan Funkster said "Great balls of fire!" (2 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Keagan Funkster said "That sounded better in my head I'm afraid. Aargh. Time for a drink." (2 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Darel Aikin said "Keagan Funkster, yeah, classics never dies. Especialy here *laughs*" (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• Darel Aikin said "Ok, let they eat that table and we will drink this booze meanwhile *passes the bottle to Keagan* Some old fashioned fuel, from the Nicks Arms. For teh survival of the fittests, comrade!" (2 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• Darel Aikin said "Wow, that was quick meal, I may say *laughs at zeds roars outside*" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• Jasper Menkus said "Is there anywhere to get ammo?" (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
• Justin Scott said "There's a police station a few blocks to the north, but its probably ruined." (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
• Lord Moloch killed Dunstan Smit with a knife. (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
• Lord Moloch destroyed the generator. (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
• Pibbit said "*grumbles when the lights go out* I was reading here!!" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
• Thumping Montgomery killed Johnny Bass with a fire axe. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
• Moses Killjoy said "Shouldn't we get Johnny Bass' Zerg Army as well?" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
• Thumping Montgomery said "Johnny Bass was most certainly on my Gore Corps list, and not even the classy Gore Corps list like Mr. Humanphagia." (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Seems lik the siege is tipping over to their.... uhm I mean our side... I'm not Gore Corps btw, I.m from the Department of Homeland Security. I sort of here to demoralize you withh songs of BARHAH and such [winks, and pours drinks for everyone an lays..." (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "down the twister board (plaid whatever) ] and study Harman culture. Or well, that's what I told. It's not that I really likes to party with you.... [winks again] cheers people, on yet another siege party." (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "I think I'll finish my song later tonight, I hope you'll like this one better then the last." (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
• Weeks said "Hey Human, call Tim McGragh over, I want to hear him sing :(" (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
• shadowskater said "weeks hey man haven't seen you in awhile" (1 hour and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 3 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "I sort of ate him a few weeks ago I'm afraid, but why would you want silly harman songs if you can listen to BARHAH-songs?" (50 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "[Walks up to the karaoke stage and grabs the mic.] Anyone wanna hear the song Kingdom? [let his head hang] well probably y'all wat to listen to somgs of the late zambah michael Jackson and such..." (46 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Well, who care anyways [starts the music] I wrote this song years ago but it was plagiarized by the filthy harman band VNV Nation. Are you ready for it?" (43 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Our domain, this kingdom come/Now caded burbs whose ways are lost./Without the strength to carry on. /All BARHAH lost all Brainrot none." (43 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Did you think you'd be saved/By slaying zeds to cleanse yourselves of shame? /Or are you afraid, are you afraid, /As you stare back at your face?" (42 minutes ago)
• Thumping Montgomery said "Ummmmm... Has anyone else noticed that the (in)famous KarIoth Vois has joined us?" (42 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Are you ashamed, are you afraid,/By cading what the Ridleys razed?/Do you think that you'll be saved?/Do you think that you'll be saved?" (42 minutes ago)
• Twotrees said "Thanks for the fak, Mr. Staypuffed! Let's have a bourbon. *Pours and hands one to Mr. S*" (41 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "I believe that we'll conceive/To make Ridley for us a heaven. /A brave new world, a BARHAH land. /A fortitude of rotted minds." (41 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Until I see this kingdom is mine, /I'll turn the daytime into night. /I'll guide the blind, my will be done Until the day I see our kingdom has been won." (40 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "No more the zambahz of the weak /Devoid of BARHAHs light to seek./I'll leave no walls, no stone unturned." (40 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Every tower must be razed /To the dust from which it came./None will be spared, no remnant saved." (40 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Are you ashamed, are you afraid/Of the zeds and babbahs you have slaid?" (39 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Did you think you would be saved/By the cades and gennies you have made?/None will be saved./None will be saved." (39 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "OK, PEOPLE HERE COMES THE CHORUS AGAIN. SING ALONG, DONT BE SHY!!!!" (38 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "I believe that we'll conceive/To make Ridley for us a heaven. /A brave new world, a BARHAH land. /A fortitude of rotted minds." (38 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Until I see this kingdom is mine, /I'll turn the daytime into night. /I'll guide the blind, my will be done Until the day I see our kingdom has been won." (38 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "AND ONE MORE TIME, COME ON PEOPLE LET ME HEAR YOU SING!!!!!!!" (37 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "I believe that we'll conceive/To make Ridley for us a heaven. /A brave new world, a BARHAH land. /A fortitude of rotted minds." (37 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Until I see this kingdom is mine, /I'll turn the daytime into night. /I'll guide the blind, my will be done Until the day I see our kingdom has been won." (37 minutes ago)
• Humanphagia said "Thank you people, you've been a great audience, well for harmanz that is. [Bows] Get some drinks and let the party begin. NEVER GIVE UP!!!! PARTY UNTIL THE CADES COME DOWN AND YOUR BRAIN IS RIPPED OUT YOUR SKULL AND THEN PARTY SOME MORE!!!!" (34 minutes ago)

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