Ridleybank

General Talon zombie samuel Sammantha Rimstead Uri Petrof Polly Witchell ...
You are QBeeII. You have 60 Hit Points and 2983 Experience Points. You have 5 Action Points remaining.
Your safehouse is the Blackmore Building, here.

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You are in your safehouse at the Blackmore Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The building has been quite strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 130 survivors gathered here. [list names]

The building has been decorated with a conceptual painting, a stuffed alligator, an abstract painting, a carved pumpkin, a length of tinsel, a stuffed tiger head and a lizard skeleton.

Somebody has spraypainted PALIN 2012: Because 10,000 Mayans cannot be wrong onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Thumping Montgomery killed Johnny Bass with a fire axe. (55 minutes ago)
  • Moses Killjoy said "Shouldn't we get Johnny Bass' Zerg Army as well?" (53 minutes ago)
  • Thumping Montgomery said "Johnny Bass was most certainly on my Gore Corps list, and not even the classy Gore Corps list like Mr. Humanphagia." (53 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Seems lik the siege is tipping over to their.... uhm I mean our side... I'm not Gore Corps btw, I.m from the Department of Homeland Security. I sort of here to demoralize you withh songs of BARHAH and such [winks, and pours drinks for everyone an lays..." (45 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "down the twister board (plaid whatever) ] and study Harman culture. Or well, that's what I told. It's not that I really likes to party with you.... [winks again] cheers people, on yet another siege party." (43 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "I think I'll finish my song later tonight, I hope you'll like this one better then the last." (42 minutes ago)
  • Weeks said "Hey Human, call Tim McGragh over, I want to hear him sing :(" (39 minutes ago)
  • shadowskater said "weeks hey man haven't seen you in awhile" (37 minutes ago) ...and again. (34 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "I sort of ate him a few weeks ago I'm afraid, but why would you want silly harman songs if you can listen to BARHAH-songs?" (21 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "[Walks up to the karaoke stage and grabs the mic.] Anyone wanna hear the song Kingdom? [let his head hang] well probably y'all wat to listen to somgs of the late zambah michael Jackson and such..." (18 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Well, who care anyways [starts the music] I wrote this song years ago but it was plagiarized by the filthy harman band VNV Nation. Are you ready for it?" (15 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Our domain, this kingdom come/Now caded burbs whose ways are lost./Without the strength to carry on. /All BARHAH lost all Brainrot none." (14 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Did you think you'd be saved/By slaying zeds to cleanse yourselves of shame? /Or are you afraid, are you afraid, /As you stare back at your face?" (14 minutes ago)
  • Thumping Montgomery said "Ummmmm... Has anyone else noticed that the (in)famous KarIoth Vois has joined us?" (13 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Are you ashamed, are you afraid,/By cading what the Ridleys razed?/Do you think that you'll be saved?/Do you think that you'll be saved?" (13 minutes ago)
  • Twotrees said "Thanks for the fak, Mr. Staypuffed! Let's have a bourbon. *Pours and hands one to Mr. S*" (13 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "I believe that we'll conceive/To make Ridley for us a heaven. /A brave new world, a BARHAH land. /A fortitude of rotted minds." (13 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Until I see this kingdom is mine, /I'll turn the daytime into night. /I'll guide the blind, my will be done Until the day I see our kingdom has been won." (12 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "No more the zambahz of the weak /Devoid of BARHAHs light to seek./I'll leave no walls, no stone unturned." (12 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Every tower must be razed /To the dust from which it came./None will be spared, no remnant saved." (11 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Are you ashamed, are you afraid/Of the zeds and babbahs you have slaid?" (11 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Did you think you would be saved/By the cades and gennies you have made?/None will be saved./None will be saved." (11 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "OK, PEOPLE HERE COMES THE CHORUS AGAIN. SING ALONG, DONT BE SHY!!!!" (10 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "I believe that we'll conceive/To make Ridley for us a heaven. /A brave new world, a BARHAH land. /A fortitude of rotted minds." (10 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Until I see this kingdom is mine, /I'll turn the daytime into night. /I'll guide the blind, my will be done Until the day I see our kingdom has been won." (9 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "AND ONE MORE TIME, COME ON PEOPLE LET ME HEAR YOU SING!!!!!!!" (9 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "I believe that we'll conceive/To make Ridley for us a heaven. /A brave new world, a BARHAH land. /A fortitude of rotted minds." (8 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Until I see this kingdom is mine, /I'll turn the daytime into night. /I'll guide the blind, my will be done Until the day I see our kingdom has been won." (8 minutes ago)
  • Humanphagia said "Thank you people, you've been a great audience, well for harmanz that is. [Bows] Get some drinks and let the party begin. NEVER GIVE UP!!!! PARTY UNTIL THE CADES COME DOWN AND YOUR BRAIN IS RIPPED OUT YOUR SKULL AND THEN PARTY SOME MORE!!!!" (5 minutes ago)

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