Since your last turn:

• cadwah1 said "Ok as promised some time ago and brought to be neccessary due to an MCM applicant wearing one, I have decided to share with the group The Trenchcoater 12 step plan." (10 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "First of all though, some background. At first I was afraid, I was petrified... no, no that's not it at all, it will do no good breaking into song during this lecture." (10 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "When the quarantine was brought down on Malton so suddenly, I did what any other person would have done, I hid! After a while I needed supplies so I went out searching." (9 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "I found myself some shotguns, some pistols and a flak Jacket, I went outside and I shot some zombies, I was hooked. It felt so satisfying, I felt that I could make a difference." (9 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "That night when I got home, I had an epiphany. I had seen The Matrix. I knew how cool Neo looked. I could look that cool. I went to a mall and found myself a Trenchcoat." (9 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "I must admit that straight away I felt great. I looked around the mall and I knew that I belonged. So many people with the same idea couldn't be wrong." (9 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "After time I developed some sort of mild tourette's syndrome and would shout things at the unfortunate zombies I was about to kill and BOOM HEADSHOT LOL! was born." (9 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "A year passes and still the quarantine continues, my behaviour pattern had become... Entrenched...And then in my darkest hour... I found enlightenment." (9 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Quite by chance I was at a cemetary, a hive of undead activity and a popular source of zombie killing experience for me. Another human was there... my future sponsor." (8 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "i was told to meet him at a disused pub a couple of blocks away, intrigued and in desperate need of a drink I agreed. Would I have gone if I knew what was to follow? Probably not..." (8 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "My sponsor was livid when I arrived, I was perplexed, what could I have done that was so terribly wrong. I got myself a beer and sat down." (8 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "I know now why he was so angry, I had been killing his friends waiting at the revive queue. I had no idea and the shame I felt was real and uncomfortable." (8 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "It was explained to me at great length why the typical behavior of the typical survivor was counter-productive. It boiled down to this..." (8 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "To ensure the survival of the citizens of Malton. Survivors have to work together for the good of humanity, not for their own personal self gratification." (7 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said " He advised that all that is wrong with our tactics is symbolised by the infernal trenchcoat, and the folks that take themselves far too seriously who wear them." (7 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "He outlined to me a 12 step plan to cure my addictive behaviour patterns, and this is what I hope to pass on to you all now." (7 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Step 1: You have to consider yourself powerless under me, your sponsor. There is no other higher power at work here so I will have to do. Kevan cares not." (7 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Step 2: Make a searching and complete inventory of all your possesions. Everything down to the socks on your feet and a list of your imaginary Katana's." (7 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Step 3: Hand them all willingly over to me, your sponsor. I will decide what you keep and what get's set on fire." (7 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Suprisingly I got to keep a lot of the gear I had suspected would be removed, including of all things my Trenchcoat. I was to learn why at a later date." (7 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Step 4: You will go out and replace what was taken with items I prescribe for your wellbeing. This is where my trust nearly wavered, I mean... Stilletto heels?" (6 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "You do get used to them after a while and it's difficult to feel too macho tottering around in ladies shoes. An important reminder of your sacrifice." (6 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "step 5: Learn how to construct barricades, shouting about them being too low does no good whatsoever. Words are powerful, just useless at keeping zombies out." (6 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "This also includes status reports for other survivors, no one cares if there are 2 zeds outside!!!... as long as they stay outside." (6 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Step 6: Learn to heal others before yourself, learn surgery and forgo some ammo in favour of FAK's. You should carry 5 at least, at all times." (6 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "I carry more, I learned through time that I can heal myself faster than a zombie can kill me. That same premise works for healing others too!" (6 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Step 7: Learn how to use Necrotech syringes and carry some. The zombie outbreak is something that cannot be stopped with guns. Our only hope is to cure it." (5 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "You may think this sounds trite, it is impossible yes. However, if no one did it, we wouldn't last very long at all..." (5 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Step 8: Get yourself a toolbox, yes they are cumbersome heavy things, their benefits outweigh the strain on your back carrying it around." (5 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Zombies destroy things, they ruin important buildings and destroy our generators. Again, if no one repaired anything... you get the picture." (5 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Step 9: Go outside and attempt communication with a zombie, some of them still show signs of their human past, it is important you realise this." (5 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Hahaha... I died so many times attempting this step, probably the hardest of all. To willingly go outside, talk to a zombie and wait. Picking the correct zombie is key here." (5 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "I dropped lucky on my third attempt, I entered into a conversation with a thoroughly entertaining zombie, I was then treated to a dance, then he killed me." (5 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Step 10: Spend the next month without firing a single gunshot, not one in any circumstances. A zombie attacks, you flee." (4 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "A valuable tactic, surviving is about being smart, there will be times when you have no ammo. Finding somewhere else to survive is preferable to dying." (4 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Step 11: Make a list of all the helpful things you have done in the last month, all of these happened because you were not wasting time searching for ammo." (4 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Step 12: Divestments complete, you are now ready to hang up your Trenchcoat for the last time. You will go forth into the world, reborn. A lowly little reverend of the 12 Step plan..." (4 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "... You will spread the good news, you will attend to the sick and help those in need. You will be a more complete human being and will feel better for it." (4 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "There, finally I have been able to share. A lot of what went on before my awakening I feel shame for but I have forgiven myself." (4 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "I am Cadwah1 and I left my Trenchcoat at the door 6 months and 4 days ago. I am weak and need the constant reminder that my uncomfortable shoes provide." (4 minutes ago)
• cadwah1 said "Thanks to you all for listening, does anyone have any questions? *Pours himself a drink, salutes the faculty and downs it in one." (3 minutes ago)

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