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Record ID: 83f-e74-8d2
Security: PUBLIC
Witness comment: Zambah rattle
Witness name: Robert N Neville

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You are Robert N Neville. You have 60 Hit Points and 92 Experience Points. You have 26 Action Points remaining.

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Level: 41 (22s/19z)
XP: 5228
Class: Civilian
Joined: 2008-01-28 04:15:21

The 5'2'' impeccably dressed Dean of Malton College of Medicine, complete with genuine Southern accent. Trim, perky, & cheerful, with clear blue eyes and a single pink lock in her waist-length blond hair.

Has a pet boar named Burrows.

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You are inside St Simon's Hospital, a children's hospital with bright murals across the walls. The building has been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 61 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.26 MHz. One of the wards has been decorated with two carved pumpkins.

Somebody has spraypainted MCM HQ. Cookies for everyone! VSB++! onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

  • Pibbit said "BTW Neville that was a very interesting song you sang...those images! I think someone spiked the eggnog. Wasn't me this time I swear!" (2 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  • JLeeBly said "Skip O'Fooer, Pibbit, and Sherry Stringfield could use some assistance." (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)
  • Squirrelmeyer said "So could JLeeBly. And before anybody says anything, possum told me toolbox hits were hugs" (2 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • I blew up a possum said "Is true! we do this all the time in Dakerstown! *climbs out of hot tub, clothes dripping* Ehhh...I should maybe not have fallen asleep in there. *goes off to closet to find dry clothes*" (exactly 2 hours ago)
  • Pibbit said " JLeeBly, how many times have I told you that's not how you hold a gun. Give it back! Folks, JLeeBly needs a FAK quick! He just shot his eye out!" (1 hour and 49 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "*sips even more egg nog and frowns at the lack of Totes-zambah* I shall lecture in his place. *clears throat*" (54 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "*downs the rest of the egg nog and steps, swaying, onto the coffee table* Greetings, students, faculty, friends, and whatever-you are! Welcome to MCM! Since our honored zambah guest has been unceremoniously and most rudely and undignifiedly zambified," (52 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "I shall lecture in his place. *glares at Pibbit* I am NOT DRUNK! You do NOT have to swat me with a newspaper so I'll stay alert! *sways* Since I'm lecturing for a zambah, I shall lecture in zamgrh, the zombie language. Just... say it out loud after me." (50 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "H! harmanz. (Hi humans.) Ah am harh za zh!ng har hra. (I am here to sing/speak for you. See? Sound it out.)" (49 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "Zambahz R n!hz. Zambahz R zh!ng!ng anh zanz!ng N MGM. (Zombies are nice. Zombies are singing and dancing in MCM. Which they aren't, but we'll pretend.)" (47 minutes ago)
  • Pibbit said "*raises her eyebrows and stifles a giggle*" (46 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "Zambahz zmazh barraghaz anh nahm bra!nz. (Zombies smash barricades and nom (eat) brains. Get the idea? You sound it out.)" (45 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "Now, you don't have to rattle as if you're reading from Jane and Spot Learn to Read, but it's not a bad way to start if you're just learning zamgrh. Gham an, B!bb!h. Zh!ng ah b!h hr!h B!gan!a. -!z gaab za B habb! ah Barhahmas an hab... um.... agg nag?" (42 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "Yeah, agg nag for egg nog. Lots of zombies call the holiday season ''Barhahmas'' instead of Christmas or Hannukah or whatever. Now, one cool thing about zamgrh is the wide variety of alcohol you can rattle. There's agg nag, as previously mentioned," (39 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "*sips a glass* and then we have the easily rattled g!n, as in" (39 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "*shouts* G!mmah zham g!n!!!! Nah! Ah gabba hab mah g!n!!!!! An ah hran -!h NAH! G!n!!!! G!n!!! G!n!!!" (35 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "*almost falls off table, but catches self* One can get quite enthused about one's choice of intoxicants in rattle. *tugs shirttail down and regains dignity*" (33 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "Next we have the margarita. Ah, mah, ah hrannah margar!ha rahh nah. MmmMmm. Haz zhah harman" (32 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "*gestures at Pibbit*" (31 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "gah ah margar!ha? Nah. Ah hab a margar!ha an hra haz nahn! Hahahah!" (30 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "*sticks out tongue at Pibbit*" (30 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "As you can see, rattle can be quite expressive beyond the grossly overused BANANA GANGBANG all caps threats. Don't bother with banana gangbang. Anyone who's been in Malton more than a month or two will just roll their eyes and know you aren't scary." (28 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "The sole vowel used is ''a'', with an occasional i subsit... sbubsit...*clears throat* replaced by an ''!''. *makes popping noise* Since you can't use an ''!'' at the beginning of a sentence, some people begin i words with" (25 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "either a ''-'' or a ''.'' *makes zipping noise and then pokes the air* The consonants formable while zombified are Z, N, M, B, G, H, and R. If you're willing to subsitit... sub... replace some words with one you can rattle a bit more easily," (22 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "you can actually say quite a bit. GH is often sub-used to replace a C or K sound, thus ''gham'' can be used for come. One letter can be used for words like B, or be, or N for in, or R for are, if you want." (19 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "BAD PIBBIT! QBEE!!! *points at Pibbit* SHE'S TRYING TO KNOCK ME OFF THE TABLE WITH HER NEWSPAPER! BAH B!BB!H!!!! BAH BAH BAH!!!!" (17 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "And finally, since I can't remember anything else... *downs more egg nog* or did I already say this? *scratches head* Oh, well. You always wind up with an H on the end of a word ending with R or A, whether you want it or not. Rotten lips and all that." (11 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "*rolls up newspaper and takes aim at Pibbit* Now, on to IMPORTANT REVENGE BUSINESS. *starts swinging wildly*" (11 minutes ago)
  • Violet Begonia said "HAH! GOT YOU NOW! *with one last wild swing, falls off table, crashing onto Pibbit*" (9 minutes ago)

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