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10-12-08_02:49:24 Malton Time.

Record ID: 4c0-f55-23a
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Witness name: EmmyJay

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You are inside St George's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The building has been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 63 survivors gathered here. [list all names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.73 MHz. One of the wards has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, a Greek tapestry, a French tapestry, a historical tapestry, a glass bowl, two mediaeval tapestries, a glass table, a dark tapestry, a faded tapestry and three glass vases.

Somebody has spraypainted MCM VSB No Killing! Don't Kill the Dancing Zombie! onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here. It's Captain Behemoth.

Since your last turn:

  • FuzzyWuzzie said "Hi all... I'm FuzzyWuzzie, a Grad Student here at MCM: http://tinyurl.com/3ouety" (18 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "Today I'd like to give a brief lecture on firearms for personnel protection." (18 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "First let me remind everyone where I stand when it comes to firearms: http://tinyurl.com/4py8o7" (18 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "Ok then. Let's proceed... Shall we?" (17 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "First... I'm not gonna bore you with a bunch of stats and numbers. We're talking about firearms for personal protection here. Knowing much more than the very basic numbers..." (16 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "... will do nothing but bore those who probably need this lecture most. Those of you who for the most part, are civilian mall rats and practicing medics." (16 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "Don't give me no horse-shit about the Hippocratic oath. When you're out of the hospital on a medic run or mall run and you're faced with imminent danger..." (16 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "... you'd best be worried about getting your ass outta of the fire, and putting some lead into that slobbering, putrefied, peckerwood, that wants to chow down on your medulla oblongata!!!" (15 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "One more thing before we start... In order to be even modestly effective with a pistol (or shot-gun for that matter), you need at least some basic firearms training." (15 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "Without BFT, you have about a 5% accuracy rate. Barney Fife has a better chance of clearing a building than someone with NO BFT dispatching a single zed!" (14 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "With BFT your success rate jumps to 30%, with additional pistol training it jumps to 55%, and 65% with advanced pistol training!" (14 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "In my opinion you should have at least one shot-gun as well. Of course (just like with a pistol), you should have at least BFT, which gives you the same 30%, followed by the shotty skills, giving you 55% and 65%.." (13 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "...respectively. All of this is good to know (number wise), if you are gonna embark in a career as a soldier or PKer, but for now just put the #'s out of your mind..." (13 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "...and just be cognizant of the fact that you are gonna need to develop these skills if you plan on surviving in Malton very long." (13 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "The big concern with packing heat on the job as a doctor or NT employee is space. You need to carry enough fire power for a limited defense..." (12 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "...while still leaving enough room for your FAK's or syringes or both (if you are fully skilled). The space that weapons and ammo take up may hinder your saving someone else's life, but you can't heal em..." (12 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "...or rez em if you're dead either. So... How much space should the average joe allocate for guns and ammo? Let time and circumstance dictate what and how much you carry." (12 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "Generally when I'm walking about MCM or out doing a medic run/RP run, I carry 2 loaded pistols, 2 shot guns ( load em when I find shells) at least 1 extra clip (2 today) and extra shells when I have room." (11 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "Ideally I like to carry two loaded pistols, 2 clips, 2 loaded shottys and 4 extra shells. But... I can't always do that. Especially when I'm prone to carrying a genny around. They make me carry it cause I'm a bear *grin*" (11 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "But when things take a bad turn (like the siege on MCM), I have no problem rearranging my priorities and upping my ammo count. My weapon count stays the same, I just have em on auto drop in my settings." (10 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "Other's who may not be bears, and are therefore not burdened with the responsibility of carrying a genny all the time *grin*, may want to carry more or less ammo, and about the same amount of weaponry." (10 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "But 2 loaded pistols/2 loaded shottys/2 clips/4 extra shells, should be enough to get you out of a jam. The idea here is NOT ASSAULT, but rather DEFENSE!" (9 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "Your intention may not always be to kill your assailant, but rather to put him/her on the defensive, so that you can get away." (9 minutes ago)
  • FuzzyWuzzie said "I'll have more on this at a later date. Until then... have a good day, and... Let's be careful out there. Thanks *waves*" (9 minutes ago)
  • Greatest Doctor Ever said "Zzz.... Ah! Wow, this lecture is boooring. I'm gonna go heal some people, not sit here listening to you!" (7 minutes ago)
  • mighty oak said "so your name is a lie greatest doctor ever! dont you know you learn atlot from listening to the wisdom of others! this is a teaching hospital! we teach! next time hold your tongue if you've nothing to contribute!" (3 minutes ago)


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63 humans
1 zombie

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