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You are inside St George's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The building has been very strongly barricaded (8-10). There is a crowd of 109 survivors gathered here. [list names]A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. One of the wards has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, a Greek tapestry, a French tapestry, a historical tapestry, a glass bowl, two mediaeval tapestries, a glass table, a dark tapestry, a faded tapestry and three glass vases. Somebody has spraypainted Welcome to the MCM: No PK/BH'ing, Cades @ VSB++ onto a wall. Since your last turn: - Sonja Red+ said "As a lot of you have probably noticed, we have been able to upgrade significantly from our kiddie pools of old. It took quite a bit of doing but we cleaned up and patched up the old physical therapy pool in the hospital." (10 hours and 38 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "Be glad you didn't see what was stuck in the drains. *turns almost green mentioning it* It isn't an olympic sized pool certainly, but big enough for quite a few people." (10 hours and 36 minutes ago)
- Mikhayl Selmas+ said "Teh Barkeep is in, folks! Unfortuantely, due to checking too many profiles, the server is gonna kill me off soon, so any drink ro song requests?" (10 hours and 28 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*removes her button down shirt and pants to reveal a sporty red and black swimsuit.* And for my latest find.. *Drags a nice size floating chair, complete with cup holders into the pool, puts a healthy glass of blue punch in 1 cubby & a pistol in the other" (10 hours and 24 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*Dives into the pool and emerges to pull herself up onto the pool chair and leans back to relax and sip upon her nice drink, while still keeping an eye on everything going on.* Why didn't we do this before? *sighs happily*" (10 hours and 22 minutes ago)
- StormGuru+ said "*Leaps through the window, rolls neatly across the floor and stands up* Wow big crowd..." (9 hours and 29 minutes ago)
- StormGuru+ said "*looks nervously at the sea of faces now looking at him expectantly* err... are there any MMS in the house...?" (9 hours and 27 minutes ago)
- Swisher Sweet+ said "*He laughs* No Violet, I notished you didn't seem to like the one I gave you the other day... (He stands up, a little unsteady, but nowhere near too drunk to walk, and walks over to Violet, and pours her a shot*" (9 hours and 5 minutes ago)
- Swisher Sweet+ said "*He turns around and almost spills some whiskey* Why the window? Don'tcha know, thish hoshpital's got a dooooooorr." (9 hours and 4 minutes ago)
- Swisher Sweet+ said "*He pours himself another shot and gulps it down* A bigger pool? That'sh good news indeed." (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)
- Scott Killingsworth+ said "5 HIT COMBO!" (8 hours and 50 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "FREEDOM553 is at 34/50!" (8 hours and 45 minutes ago)
- azahar+ said "there is someone outside, i tried to heal but i couldnt. He's left with 25hp!! Please help!" (7 hours and 40 minutes ago)
- lagn+ said "Eh. I got myself killed. I coulda messed up my beret!" (7 hours and 26 minutes ago)
- Jack's Cold Sweat+ said "elliot ghoul, inreal, opendor in pippard and offering to trade xp for faks." (7 hours and 21 minutes ago)
- Xavii+ said "Crowded place." (7 hours and 10 minutes ago)
- Araldia+ said "azahar i healed him and suggested he would be warmer inside" (7 hours and 2 minutes ago)
- Araldia+ said "lagn needs a bandage if anyone needs xp" (7 hours and 1 minute ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "Welcome, everyone, to Malton College of Medicine! We train new survivors how to survive a zombie apocalypse. This is a neutral zone; no PKing or bountying, please. We do ask that you treat others respectfully, and don't kill the dancing zombie." (6 hours and 59 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "Today I'd like to talk about the use your limited daily energy, usually measured in Action Points, or AP. You get one AP per half hour, and those precious AP need to be used carefully in order to be effective. Ration them carefully, and you'll gain XP" (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "faster and get more things accomplished each day. Count your steps on a map before you move. Plan the most effective route, and be sure to include in your plan the one AP to step inside if you have to go outside. When you go on a medic run," (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "have the map up in a second tab, and refer to it often. Save several AP, anywhere from 5 to 8, to find an alternate entry spot in case the entry you expect to use is overcaded. You've seen how much effort we have to put into cades here, and we" (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "are careful about maintaining our cades. Buildings without a group HQed there are often not maintained well, cade-wise, and you may need to walk a bit to gain entry. It's always good to have a few spare AP, too, in case of emergencies." (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "Some people say to never get below 10 AP, because that gives you enough AP to be an effective help. If you have only 2 or 3 AP ant there's a zombie break-in, you can't do much other than toss a bit of marinade on your skull for the zombies." (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "Remember that talking is not a waste of AP. In-game communication can save someone as much as a day's worth of wasted AP, and that AP could have been used helping you in what you're doing. Give a 1-2 AP report after a medic run!" (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- lagn+ said "What about zambahs? Don't kill them unless they start gnawing on you! ;D" (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "Remember to save the AP for that report! We encourage people to talk when they heal people on medic runs. That one AP used to joke and inform can mean several allies worth of help when we get in trouble. That's like banking AP for a rainy day." (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "The zombie skills of Lurching Gait and Ankle grab are worth setting aside 200 XP for. Even if you play strictly pro-survivor, the huge loss of AP that happens when you die is minimized if you have those two skills." (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "A little bit of role play can burn some AP, but if it increases your enjoyment of the game and lets others get to know you, it isn't a waste in my opinion. Other people disagree, and never role play. I think they're missing out on something. *shrugs*" (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "The faculty and staff here at MCM burn a lot of AP talking, such as in this lecture, and in role play for entertainment. If our AP use helps students learn, it makes more people effective. And people learn from the lectures, but stay for the fun." (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "A reminder: Jack's Cold Sweat has informed us of people in Pippard who need healing, and there are often people outside who need heals. lagn, unfortunately, if a zombie comes in and doesn't talk or dance, we have to assume bra!nz are on the dinner menu." (6 hours and 54 minutes ago)
- Primo Beer+ said "*slips into the water and swims over to sneak some of the blue syringes*...don't mind me...*swims back to the raft*....blue one Morgy?" (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "As of right now, we've no proof The Dancing Potatoe is Team Zombie Hardcore. If someone has proof, let us know and he'll already be considered to be on the DNR list. Potatoe, I think you are TZH and committing massive alt abuse. I need proof, though." (6 hours and 50 minutes ago)
- lagn+ said "Ar! It be talk like a pirate day, mateys!" (6 hours and 32 minutes ago)
- AngelicChaos+ said "DId I find the right hospital? MMS Tour? Oui?" (6 hours and 25 minutes ago)
- Araldia+ said "welcome angelicchaos :) glad to see you caught up with us." (6 hours and 14 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "Nice lecture, Vi! Umm.. I mean our distinguished Dean Begonia. Come relax in our new pool! *relaxes on a pool chair in the pool, sipping blue punch in her sporty bathing suit*" (6 hours and 2 minutes ago)
- Alvy Fang+ said "do you guys do daily lectures around here?" (5 hours and 58 minutes ago)
- lagn+ said "Eh, It's probably more like weekly..." (5 hours and 55 minutes ago)
- Morgueasm- said "MMS: those that can hear me.. Thank you for making your way over here on time! Enjoy yourselves! Get in on the action, the thrills, the occasional zombie dance party! Primo! I'll take that jello shot , now! *slaps arm*" (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
- coreyd+ said "any 1 on" (5 hours and 40 minutes ago)
- Tad Allagash- said "Jelly shots for all!" (5 hours and 27 minutes ago)
- lagn+ said "Rob Lefter is at 30/60 HP!" (5 hours and 22 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "a har thar me mateys! tis i capt might oak! on the good ship MCM salin' the seven sea o malton fer nigh on 20 and 4 months now! land ho me heartys! aaarrr jim lad!" (5 hours and 3 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "we do nigh on one ar twa lectures a week me heartys! long vi silver does the most! ah har there! aye jim lad! aye!" (exactly 5 hours ago)
- lagn+ said "Eh." (4 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- lagn+ said "Ah, well." (4 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- lagn+ said "Yo ho and a bottle of rum!" (4 hours and 56 minutes ago)
- lagn+ said "Ar! Those young lads are out on thar streets! Arrrg..." (4 hours and 55 minutes ago)
- lagn+ said "Oh yeah, zombies MUST talk like pirates all the time. D:( Equal representation! Yarg!" (4 hours and 52 minutes ago)
- 25.96 MHz: "... can see a couple of dozen on the streets of Peppardville ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... some survivor activity in the Maine Building ..." (4 hours and 52 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "dont shame things over my head yar scallywag! i'll make ye walk the deck!" (4 hours and 46 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "*smash" (4 hours and 45 minutes ago)
- EmmyJay+ said "tag, you're it :p" (4 hours and 45 minutes ago)
- Barak Steele+ said "Still on vacation, all. _ I'll be back Monday. And Gentleman; take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice. Is an absolutely epic quote. Cookie points to whoever used it." (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)
- Araldia+ said "Freedman!" (4 hours and 33 minutes ago)
- Primo Beer+ said "*climbs up on the raft next to Morgy and squeezes the syringe into her mouth*...don't mind if I have a few myself...*squezzes out a couple syringes into his own mouth*..." (4 hours and 14 minutes ago)
- AngelicChaos+ said "xD Sorry! I got lost on the way over. -pathetic-" (3 hours and 55 minutes ago)
- AngelicChaos+ said "Oh right, and what skill should I get? I'm at 150xp" (3 hours and 55 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*Abandons her floating pool chair for a while and disappears in the back. She returns with a fresh bowl of strickingly bright multi-hued jello syringes (shots) and a tray of jello jigglers* I can't bake with a darn, but jello is just my speed!" (3 hours and 44 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "Use the shots at your own risk. I don't use a recipe so who knows how potent some of those colors are. *smiles broadly*" (3 hours and 44 minutes ago)
- Mikhayl Selmas+ said "I'm back, no that the server has rest the Interent psot limit." (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
- Mikhayl Selmas+ said "Sonja, it's godo to meet a fellwo artisan of barkeep's craft!" (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*waves around a makeshift jolly roger flag and heads back to her vessel in the new bigger repaired physical therapy pool*" (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*Afixes the homemade pirate flag to the back of her pool chair with multipurpose ducktape and settles down with a now full glass of blue punch* Arrghhh.. A fine vessel she be lads! Yo ho ho and a bottle of blue punch!" (3 hours and 39 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*laughs at her own bad pirate impression and turns to Mikhayl* I don't know how much of an artisan I really am but I do make a wicked blue punch. Never made a batch the same way twice. The key is to make it sweet & fruity enough you don't know what hits U" (3 hours and 36 minutes ago)
- Mikhayl Selmas+ said "*Nods* I've recnetly experiemnhted with new drink, but first I need soem supplies *goes into a medical supplie closet, comes out with about thiry IV bags, and ten galsses, and one radiot pager**" (3 hours and 34 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "Thar be other fine vessles for the takin', Mateys *looks toward a pile of various pool floats & chairs on the side of the pool* Grab ye boat & come sail the high seas! *splashes some water with her foot*" (3 hours and 32 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "*knocks lagn out cold and places him in the water* boards lagn like a vessel* ahar thar me heartys! ive a fine ship so it be! leaks a bit but has never let me down these past 3 and 20 yearaars!!!!" (3 hours and 29 minutes ago)
- Mikhayl Selmas+ said "*Begisn mixing and tinkering. Aye, it's a good day for wanderin' the seas! *Pulls out the first concoction, a red, smoking clay mug*" (3 hours and 25 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*Watches Mikhayl with apt curiosity as she sips on her blue punch.* Mo! I think you would make the better raft. Don't drown lagn. I've dug enough bodies out of this pool cleaning it up. *ponders if she should have mentioned that last part*" (3 hours and 23 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "*pauses, one toe in the water, as Sonja says that last part* What? How... Ah... do I really want to know this? And how much disinfectant?" (3 hours and 18 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "no no sonja! its always the trees that get the thin end of the wedge and get trampled on! now its time to rebel! tree's and viarious other foliage unite and fight against the human oppression! yaaar!!" (3 hours and 18 minutes ago)
- Jason Fitch+ said "The Dancing Potatoe is really ObiFireFighter of TZH." (3 hours and 17 minutes ago)
- Jason Fitch+ said "They also have alts that are currently in both buildings...the Pippard and St. George's." (3 hours and 16 minutes ago)
- Jason Fitch+ said "This is the truth,i'd have nothing to gain by lying to you ladies and gentleman about this matter." (3 hours and 16 minutes ago)
- Jason Fitch+ said "The Dancing Potatoe is only destroying the genny in the Pippard building. Which is line with the anti-BRRC tactics." (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
- Mikhayl Selmas+ said "Is there any emans of confirmation on this?" (3 hours and 12 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "and who are there other alts?" (3 hours and 11 minutes ago)
- Mikhayl Selmas+ said "Who'd like to try this drink? *grins as he pulls out small leather bag*" (3 hours and 11 minutes ago)
- Mere Bystander+ said "Avast ye landlubbers! I've a pirate joke for ye!" (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
- Mere Bystander+ said "A pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, What the hell is that ships wheel for? The pirate says, I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!" (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "har har har! captain bystander! even rodger the cabin boy likes that un! a har!!!!!!" (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*laughs at Mere's joke* I've had enough liquid blue courage.. I'll give it a go, Mikhayl! *rows her pool chair vessel closer to shore* Do I have to leave me vessel?" (3 hours and 6 minutes ago)
- Mere Bystander+ said "What do we have to drink?" (3 hours and 5 minutes ago)
- Mere Bystander+ said "Oooo! Blue punch! Perfect!" (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
- Mere Bystander+ said "*takes a large glass of punch and drinks it down* That's better!" (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "Well, well, Jason. Thank you. That doesn't surprise me at all. I believe you, but do you have a way of proving it? We need some way of validating this if we can. Removing the sanctuary MCM offers should not be done lightly. But what massive alt abuse..." (3 hours and 3 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "What do pirates rest in? Aarrrrmchairs!" (3 hours and 1 minute ago)
- mighty oak+ said "What do pirates like to eat? Barrrrbeque!" (exactly 3 hours ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "I've suspected that TZH has been watching us continuously for months. *rolls eyes* What on earth they gain from it, I don't know. We aren't secretive at all. During seiges, we announce our retreat locations over the radio in the mall, for heaven's sake." (exactly 3 hours ago)
- mighty oak+ said "What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack? Arrr! Me heartie!" (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
- Mere Bystander+ said "*spots Newt across the room* That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! *promptly passes out in a heap*" (2 hours and 55 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "Why do pirates like to read playboy? They like to read the ARRRRRticles! And... they like the booty!" (2 hours and 37 minutes ago)
- newton pippin- said "If you have a good scabbard, mere then howz about we go off and swing the lead, aaarrrrrh!" (2 hours and 37 minutes ago)
- newton pippin- said "and you can play with me tyard arm, arrrrrrrrrh" (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "*strolls over to pool and selects inflatable lounge from sonja's pile of pool toys* This looks perfect! A throne! *slips into pool and slides onto lounge* Mikhayl? Do you have any special margaritas? *leans back and closes eyes* Ahh, this is the life..." (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)
- newton pippin- said "And i'll tug at your futtock shrouds, me fine lassie wench concubine, arrrrrrrh" (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
- Mikhayl Selmas+ said "*Pass sonja the mug of red smokinygliquidafter purign in what looks crushed multi-corloed chalk.*" (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*takes a big unhealthy dose of the strong strong concotion that Mikhayl mixed up and begins singing a drunk pirate song swaying her glass of blue punch*" (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)
- Zombie Fusilliban+ killed Newt Newton. (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)
- Zombie Fusilliban+ said "Don't combat-revive me, eh?" (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)
- Mere Bystander+ said "*lifts her head up* I'll be right with you... Now where did my drink go? *turns head too fast, moans and collapses, again*" (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*sings poorly* Avast belay, yo ho, heave to, A-pirating we go and if we're parted by a shot we're sure to meet below! Yo ho, yo ho, the pirate life, the flag o'skull and bones, a merry hour, a hempen rope and 'hey' for Davy Jones!" (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)
- newton pippin- said "Then mebbe you and I can leave these bilge rats, drink some grog and play the hornpipe in your bunghole while that land lubber shuggah hoists up me jolly roger, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh!" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "*splashes Sonja's face and grins* Zombie Fusilliban is at 30/60, and oddly resents combat revives, too. Z. Fusilliban, you need to be aware that all zombies stepping through our cades are considered to be dual natures who want a revive. It's on the wiki!" (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)
- Mikhayl Selmas+ said "Pick falvor, I cna make it!" (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "Never mind, then. *frowns at killing* Well, how rude. Don't dump; we'll revive him here. Folks, if you don't want to be combat revived, GET ROT! *splashes Sonja more*" (2 hours and 25 minutes ago)
- Violet Begonia+ said "*raises eyebrow* newt, matey, much as I've enjoyed raising that jolly roger on this fair vessel in the past, I fear mo's jealous wrath might sink our ship before we even leave port." (2 hours and 17 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*stares at newt from her pool chair in a bit of a drunken haze as if trying to comprehend something she didn't expect from him, hardly noticing Violet splashing the water at her*" (2 hours and 16 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "holds newts lifeless corpse! babydaddy noooooooooooooo! why must the good (sometimes) die young! oops the wrong newt! you mr need a good talking down! now put that hussy down and come here!" (2 hours and 16 minutes ago)
- newton pippin- said "*hobbles over to MO cluctching at hos bog wooden leg* What be it, baby mama? Do you wish me the Davy Jones Locker?" (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*flips out of her pool chair ungracefully and climbs out of the pool* I think someone needs to cool off. *grabs newt by the upper arms and tosses him into the pool, diving in after him*" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*pulls Newton up out of the water by his hair and waits for mighty oak's answer*" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
- newton pippin- said "youve got me all wet. Me pieces of eight are soakin, aarrrrrrh. So many women, so little time. well X marks the spot as they say. or was it Y? I can never remember, arrrrrrrrh. But they are right next to each other, arent they, me hearties?! har har har" (1 hour and 55 minutes ago)
- Mikhayl Selmas+ said "*blinsk as he poors hismelf oen of the red drinks and sips it* Not bad." (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
- mighty oak+ said "no no my dear newton! i feel much like this pirate theme'd night, that we are badly planned, not really fun and drifting apart!" (1 hour and 45 minutes ago)
- Mikhayl Selmas+ said "*Poors Vi a Chocolate lemon Margarita*" (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*dunks newt under the water and holds him there for a time and says, I'm sorry.. I don't think I heard you right. Other woman besides MO? *says aside* I guess mighty oak isn't a woman but a heshemale tree. *snaps back to newt* This is besides the point!" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
- Sonja Red+ said "*snaps to and realizes she is leaving newt down under water more than up and brings his head above water and stops dunking him* You feeling better behaved, newton?" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
- A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the south. (15 minutes ago)
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