Eastonwood

Mike Hertz hulk81 Walter Francis Smith Norda Adder A Hunter ...
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You are inside St Simon's Hospital, a children's hospital with bright murals across the walls. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are Mike Hertz (50HP), hulk81 (50HP), Walter Francis Smith (50HP), Norda Adder (50HP), A Hunter (60HP), justussurvivor (50HP), OZORT General (60HP), charlie chapman (60HP), Gene Myers (60HP), LaoSot (50HP), Hannah Schneider (60HP), FuzzyWuzzie (60HP), warhorseblood (50HP), Alfred Walls (50HP), William Davison (60HP), Sadahiro Unohana (60HP), jay dark one (60HP), hokwong09 (60HP), Mr Kippers (60HP), Sexy Bacon (60HP), L Ivanaj (60HP), Cliff Spab (60HP), Natalia Romanova (60HP), Jose Fernandez (50HP), Eliphne (60HP), Hungry Hippopotamus (60HP), tesarax (50HP), Anton Zerbe (50HP), Vilhelm123 (60HP), cadwah (50HP), Zerotul (50HP), Gus Dink (50HP), Fluxxed (60HP), GeneralGhost (60HP), Bedlam Betty (60HP), Antrix (50HP), BrownGown (50HP), Joshua Lilton (60HP), Q Bee (60HP), Miranda Zee (50HP), Joe Clementine (60HP), Mr Staypuffed (55HP), JLeeBly (60HP), Skip O'Fooer (60HP), Twotrees (60HP), Frozteepeeks (60HP) and Kurt Weber (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. One of the wards has been decorated with a conceptual painting, a fire-damaged painting, a fish skeleton, a Grecian urn, a Ming vase, a print of a tapestry, an earthenware vase, a impressionist sculpture, a European painting, a contemporary painting, a lizard skeleton and a bird skeleton.

Somebody has spraypainted Welcome to MCM! Neutral zone! NO KILLING! VSB! onto a wall.

There is a lone zombie here. It's Faris Badwan.

Since your last turn:

  • JLeeBly said "*Answers his phone* Yes? I'm in the middle of a... Of course we're on schedule, we run a tight... You want me to what? But we don't start shooting *that* until... Oh, FINE." (yesterday)
  • JLeeBly said "Villy, pal, I need you to handle filming this afternoon. Seems one of my other projects is getting bumped ahead and the producer isn't taking no for an answer. QBee, baby, darling... I'll be back tomorrow. You've worked with Brockheimer before..." (yesterday)
  • sherry stringfield said "I'm surely late with the news - I was dead for a little while there - but Batshit Insane are in town. That means lots of violent death, hopefully with a little wit. No need to panic - they'll have fun then leave - but let's check the cemetery regularly." (yesterday)
  • The Almighty Dollar brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
  • Joe Clementine began to rebuild the barricades, using an empty bed. (yesterday)
  • Gus Dink said "That's the second time he's done that" (yesterday)
  • Gus Dink said "the gennie in the dorm has a nasty dent" (yesterday)
  • The lights came on inside a warehouse. (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "So, noted Gus. Right if Batshit Insane is in the hood make sure you guys are all stocked up. Pick a building on the Red Medic Run and stay close to the Revive Point. We'll try and hold for as long as we can. Which since Batshit is a traditional Zed" (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "group we should be able to hold out for a while. Keep your eyes open and when we start massing more than 15 outside we need to build up the cades." (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "Ladies and Gentlemen Suburban Zed is now on the DNR list." (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Ahm za habbah, ahm ganna z!ng. An mabbah zanz!" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Z!z ahn!z ah Zharrah an Garh B!" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( hokwong09 ) brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zaz ah zmarh zahn garh" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "R!zzang ahn hra ahnrah ra-ararh" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zh! Zag za marnahg zra!n gahang an-ah-rah." (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zaz hra z!zah bah" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Ban an ra!z ahn Zaz Zagrahz" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Ha zag za marnahg zra!n gahang an-ah-rah." (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Ah z!ngah ahn hra maggah rahm" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Ah zmah ah rahn an zh!b barharm" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Ahrh ah zmarh za gan zhahrh za nahz." (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Ah gahz ahn an ahn an ahn an ahn" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said " Zrangahrz rahz!ng, ahb an zahn za bahrazarh" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zarh zhazzaz zarz!ng ahn za nahz" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zrh!-zahz, harmanz, rh!z!ng ahz za h!nz amarzhan." (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "H!z!ng zahmrahrh ahn za nahz." (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said " Gragh!ng harh za gah ma h!" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Arrahbahzah rahnz hra ghrh!" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Bah!ng anaz!ng ahz ah rahrh za z!hz" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Ahz an mahrh z!m" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zahm ah rh!n an zahm ah ra-ah-ahz" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zahm ahrh barn za z!ng za ba-ah-ahz" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Ah za mah!h naza ahnz" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "!z gahz ahn an ahn an ahn an ahn" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zrangahrz rahz!ng, ahb an zahn za bahrazarh" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zarh zhazzaz zarz!ng ahn za nahz" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zrh!-zahz, harmanz, rh!z!ng ahz za h!nz amarzhan." (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "H!z!ng zahmrahrh ahn za nahz." (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Nah zab barh!z!ng" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Harh ahn za z!z h!rh!ng" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zrh!rahz, harmanz" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Nah zab barh!z!ng" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Harh ahn" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zrh!rahz, harmanz" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Nah zab barh!z!ng" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Harh ahn za z!z h!rh!ng" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Zrh!rahz, harmanz" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) gestured at a random zombie. (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "Z!ng ah mah, brazzah!" (yesterday)
  • Cheese Knight began to rebuild the barricades, using a wheelchair. (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Koyaanisqatsi ) brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Koyaanisqatsi ) destroyed the generator. (yesterday)
  • Q Bee began to rebuild the barricades, using some furniture. (yesterday)
  • cadwah revivified a zombie. (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "Faris, Excellent Z!ng!ng. Your song has been posted on our forum! Oooo did you bring friends?" (yesterday)
  • Joe Clementine said "Koyaanisqatsi's at 40 hp. Someone want to show him the door so we can get these cades back up?" (yesterday)
  • Gerfndrf said "Thanks Cadwah!" (yesterday)
  • Kurt Weber killed a zombie with a pistol. (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( ResE ) brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
  • Joe Clementine began to rebuild the barricades, using a wheelchair. (yesterday)
  • Jacque Fresco said "Sorry 'I blew up...' was trying to aim for that zombie... :S" (yesterday)
  • Hannah Schneider said "*Yawns and stretches out* Aaah man, how long was I out? I suppose you fellows didn't try giving me a shake now did you? Now who's gro- oooh zombies... *waves to the zombies*" (yesterday)
  • Hannah Schneider said "yeah, yeah, I get it" (yesterday)
  • A zombie ( Dale Earnhardt Jr ) brought down the last of the barricades. (yesterday)
  • Hannah Schneider began to rebuild the barricades, using some furniture. (yesterday)
  • tesarax said "hmmm my zombie translator doent work on Faris does he speek a modified form of death ratal" (yesterday)
  • tesarax said "*eyes the new zombies* Faris are these frind of yours or should we deal with them. *gets up and waits for a response*" (yesterday)
  • Joe Clementine said "Nope, clear 'em out folks." (yesterday)
  • LaoSot said "sorry to ruin your fun guys but Faris is making the place stink and I JUST clean the staff lounge." (yesterday)
  • LaoSot said "Faris! you dastardly dead person you, you have cheated life and gave yourself cortex damage! This will not do, I must ask you to die and be thrown out until you revive yourself in a NT building, Begone!" (yesterday)
  • Karma Hunter said "Watup brahs? Whats the sit-rep with zeds at the moment? Any action?" (yesterday)
  • Karma Hunter said "Dude, Faris is a fellow brah, chill. He's just hanging man, leave him be." (yesterday)
  • LaoSot said "I love Faris but this cannot do. O h and kill me to, I need to go exploring again" (yesterday)
  • Craddle said "m'kay LaoSot, I'll kill you Just stand there for just a sec aaaand..." (yesterday)
  • Craddle said "Dude, you really need to drop the flak jacket, you're making it hard for me to get a bullet into your heart!" (yesterday)
  • tesarax said "i see i normaly dont like violence but can't have them nawing on these good people" (yesterday)
  • tesarax said "apologing in advance if i hit you Faris. * grabs a fire axe jumps up and sticks to the celing and hangs there a second then jumps at the zombies with the fire axe the whole time his eyes glow a bright green" (yesterday)
  • Ueli Rappnspaltr said "Farrris is hurrrt! I chot him bach to 40 health, but lach AP now to do morrre." (yesterday)
  • Joshua Lilton said "Faris is good now. For the moment." (yesterday)
  • Joe Clementine said "*whistles loudly* I like Faris as much as the next guy. *looks to Faris* You know I do, pal. But, we've got 3 zed inside now and we want to get it down to one so we can keep the cades up. Let's start by putting our AP toward getting ResE and Dale out." (yesterday)
  • jay dark one said "...Are we under attack?" (yesterday)
  • jay dark one said "Well I've got a loaded shotgun but I can;t seem to aim at the right zombies..." (yesterday)
  • jay dark one said "Guess I can;t be much help unless killing faris is considered an acceptable alternative..." (yesterday)
  • Joe Clementine said "Here are the IDs for the other two: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1589844 and http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1626697 Please show them out." (yesterday)
  • JLeeBly killed a zombie with a fire axe. (yesterday)
  • Washu MD said "Qbee... was it you trying to feel me up last night? be careful will you? i mean yeah might be lesbain but i am not single..." (yesterday) ...and again.
  • Washu MD said "sorry about that zombie, i was trying to beat the guy beatting you..." (yesterday)
  • Joe Clementine killed a zombie with a fire axe. (yesterday)
  • Hannah Schneider installed a generator in the building. (yesterday)
  • Hannah Schneider refuelled the generator. (yesterday)
  • Ueli Rappnspaltr said "Chot Farrris bach to 52, chould yet use some firrrst-aid chittlis!" (yesterday)
  • Q Bee said "*blushes* Sorry Washu....it was so dark in here and alll...well you know...." (yesterday)
  • warhorseblood said "cades back up" (exactly 23 hours ago)
  • JLeeBly said "Looks like Warhorseblood (42) could use a little medical assistance." (21 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • William Davison said "Wooga Booga!" (21 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  • Joshua Lilton said "Barricades down to heavy; could somebody finish them off to VSB, please? And could *somebody else* not overbarricade in the future?" (21 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • William Davison said "-He lights up a handrolled joint, grinning- Found some good stuff in a lower ward, didn't think kiddie hospitals would carry medical marijuana" (21 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • GeneralGhost said "no, thats infected k2, and is dangerous" (19 hours and 42 minutes ago)
  • William Davison said "-He coughs and sputters, emitting a big cloud os green smoke, his eyes bright red- Wait, what?!" (19 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • Craddle said "*sighs* maybe we should get him to a ward?" (13 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "Infected K2 awesome Hook me up I got $200" (9 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "That enough?" (9 hours and 36 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "Oh you were active nevermind then" (9 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "*Searches the hospital for any medicine*" (9 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "Stacks all the medicine I find in a littel pile near the hot tub*" (9 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "Today on Jay is a psychotic loony we're going to see what happens when you mix various Medicines with heated water" (9 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "Get your cameras ready" (9 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "*poors all the medicine into the hot tub and waits*" (9 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "Nothing is happening..." (9 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "*an hour passes*" (9 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "*Yawns* Those things better not of been water soluble..." (9 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "*6hours pass*" (9 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "This is not a controlled experiment..." (9 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "*another hour passes*" (9 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "*Yawns again* Screw it..." (9 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "*goes to sleep*" (9 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "*While" (9 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "I'm sleeping water turn sgreen and opens a portal to a parallel dimension but disappears a few seconds later*" (9 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "*waks up and writes experiment down as a failure*" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "Too bad I was sure something cool would happen..." (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "Hey Faris mind if I try and punch you down to 1 health?" (9 hours and 27 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "Just kidding" (9 hours and 27 minutes ago)
  • jay dark one said "Ok I'm really going to sleep now *gets into medicated hot tub and falls asleep*" (9 hours and 26 minutes ago)
  • hokwong09 killed a zombie with a shotgun. (8 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) brought down the last of the barricades. (8 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • Mr Kippers began to rebuild the barricades, using some furniture. (8 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • Eliphne said "The barricade is loose... Since we already have Faris in here, I'll better patch it up." (8 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • Eliphne said "There. VSB now." (8 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • Eliphne said "Curses, I broke a nail. And I'm not even keeping them long... *starts filing her nails using the file on her multitool*" (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • Eliphne said "Eew. The roof STINKS! How often do you guys change the water in the tub?" (7 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • Eliphne said "I'm used to awful smells, what with all the zombies around and all that (no offense meant, Faris) but this is something else..." (7 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • Ueli Rappnspaltr said "Farrris is hurrrt achain! Brought him bach to 29HP, but therrre my supplies find an untimely end." (7 hours and 36 minutes ago)
  • Cliff Spab said "Faris is back up to health. Do not shoot Faris, or I will shoot you." (7 hours and 36 minutes ago)
  • Karma Hunter said "*jumps through skylight and pauses to catch breath* I've just been over at the Cheeke Building, and its got 3 zeds inside, and theres 3 survivors, but one's on 3HP and..and..I didn't know what to do..I couldn't help enough..you guys..gotta get over there!" (6 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • Eliphne said "I'll see what I can do. *dashes out*" (6 hours and 24 minutes ago)
  • Eliphne said "*slides in below the cade* I closed the doors at Cheeke and patched up the three survivors inside, but there are still three zombies with them." (6 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • Eliphne said "Oh, and one of the zombies is at 24HP. I ran out of ammo." (5 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • Ueli Rappnspaltr said "Don't be afrrraid! The 848th Navy Schvadrrron of Schwyzrrrland rrrides to the rrrescue! Off to Cheeche I am!" (5 hours and 42 minutes ago)
  • Gus Dink said "I'm gonna try and cade Cheeke. Wish me luck..." (5 hours and 24 minutes ago)
  • A zombie ( Big Couch ) brought down the last of the barricades. (5 hours and 16 minutes ago)
  • Gus Dink said "* strolls nonchalently back in * Cheeke now at VSB. 4 survivors (including Ueli), 2 zees inside, one at 12HP. 3 zees + 8 bodies outside. 1 zee at Kryps Monument. whaaa.... BREAK IN!" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • A zombie ( Faris Badwan ) said "AH anh zmarh! Ahm hra grahn zambah an ah zharrah arrah maahnz." (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • Hungry Hippopotamus began to rebuild the barricades, using a filing cabinet. (5 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • emPathetic Bill said "Give us a wave zombie! give us a wave !*clap*clap* give us a wave zombie !give us a wave *clap*clap* !" (4 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  • Washu MD said "well... just as long as it is you QBee... I guess i can let it pass... expecally since it felt so nice~ *grins alittle*" (4 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Skip O'Fooer killed a zombie with a fire axe. (3 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • Bedlam Betty said "Mah Nah Mah Nah" (2 hours and 16 minutes ago)
  • Bedlam Betty said "Do Do Dee Do do" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • Bedlam Betty said "Mah Nah Mah Nah" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • Bedlam Betty said "Dee Do dee doo" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • JLeeBly said "If the NT scan is to be believed, there's about 7 outside... so make your trips outdoors quick ones." (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "*winks at Washu* Well, I wouldn't want to get into trouble with any one. I'll just have to learn to get my hands to myself....Ooooo that reminds me....*walks up to the mic*" (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "I got a little change in my pocket going jingle lingle ling want to call you on the telephone baby I give you a ring but each time we talk I get the same old thing" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "always no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding ring my honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf she said don't give no lines and keep your hands to yourself" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "Cruel baby baby baby why you want to treat me this way you know I'm still your lover boy I still feel the same way that's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "and she said no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding vow my honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "she said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "you see I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in that's when she started talkin' true love started talkin' about sin" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "I said honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life she said no huggin no kissin until you make me your wife my honey my baby don't put my love on no shelf" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "she don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "Right! Cheers everyone, drinks on the house! *pulls out the necrobrew and blue punch*" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
  • JLeeBly said "*begins pouring rounds for everyone*... I bet you guys forgot you even had a bartender while I was gone, didn't you?" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
  • Mr Staypuffed said "Thanks for the revive Frozteepeeks." (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
  • Q Bee said "*sips on her necrotini* Mr. Staypuffed is in need of a good faking." (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
  • Mr Staypuffed said "Yeah I got killed by a member of batshit insane last night. Sad Day! However their wiki entry made me laugh so no hard feelings. Anyhow I'm at 30hp" (59 minutes ago)
  • Mr Staypuffed said "That was fast. Thanks Miranda!" (59 minutes ago)
  • Miranda Zee said "55 now, but I'm out of FAK's. Be well, brave soldier." (58 minutes ago)
  • You heard a muffled groaning from inside the building. (7 minutes ago)

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