Since your last turn:

• a bad paper cut said "nickel inserted near junction above perpendicular extrusion tears cupola over... listen, just fill out the form; make sure you put down a good description of the perp." (3 days ago)
• a bad paper cut killed NinjaPetco with a pistol. (3 days ago)
• The lights came on inside the Dundas Building. (3 days ago)
• The lights came on in another corner of the building. (3 days ago)
• Dave Chappele said "im not a pker either sara, i just kill people" (2 days ago)
• Dave Chappele said "Im Rick James Bitches!" (2 days ago)
• Dave Chappele killed Sara Montiel with a pistol. (2 days ago)
• DJ Talent said "Hey Al, you dropped thethe bullet'th yethterday. Thought you might want them back. ** Flashes Gold Teeth ** :-D" (2 days ago)
• DJ Talent killed Albertito with a pistol. (2 days ago)
• SamGU said "i am not a zerger you motherfucker ass hole" (2 days ago)
• SamGU shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• You were killed by SamGU. (2 days ago)
• SamGU dumped your body out onto the street. (2 days ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (yesterday)
• You heard a loud and low groaning 1 block to the west and 1 block to the north. (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "Hello hello?" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "GREETINGS FROM LOYAL SERVANT OF SRI VIBHAV KANT" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "UPADHYAYA!! JAI HIND!!!" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "VICTORY TO LORD RAM!!" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "Death to stupido Mooslims!" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "Sri Upadhaya ki jai!!!" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "Jab tak suraj chand rahega," (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "Vibhab Kant Upadhaya tera nam rahega!!" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "VK BABA is lord of Indian sexy Hindu mans!!" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "Baba Sehgal is but nothing sexy compared to Vibhab Kant Baba" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "Acha hoguy!!!" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "Pooja Bedi with big mango breasts is biggest fan of Sri" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "All women desire sexy body of VK Baba!" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "vkbaba@aol.com" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "He is 1000% more the sexy than Akshay Arora!!!" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "Lovely sexy Hindus man is he!!" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "REMEMBER TOO THAT INDIA IS NUMBER ONE !!!" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "do the needfuls" (yesterday)
• 26.06 MHz: "Jai Hind! !! That is all. Bye de bye." (yesterday)
• You heard a muffled groaning 1 block to the south. (yesterday)
• The lights came on in another corner of the building. (14 hours and 12 minutes ago) ...and again. (7 hours and 36 minutes ago)

You are dead.

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