Since your last turn:

• Robert N Neville said "Sometimes I wonder why they didn't use all these first aid kits before the infection spreaded. It's odd. They could solve all the apocalypse just at the beginning..." (8 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Chilisbak, you can get my guns from my dead, cold hands. But I could give you a free 0-0 buckshot massage before that, if you desire so. Or a rocksalt massage, it's really great at this cold weather." (8 hours and 44 minutes ago)
• I blew up a possum said "I do like long walks with the occasional faking. Maybe I'll find a place needing this genny" (8 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• I blew up a possum said "That was a lovely stroll, all is looking good on the blue route. Lots of smiling hapy faces! Those very smiles are our spoils of victory over the foul invaders!" (8 hours and 11 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 3 blocks to the west and 1 block to the south. (7 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• McThulhu said "-the stairwell door opened with Seamus backing into the room, pointing angrily at someone who appears to be in the stairwell- If ye ever.. EVER say that t'me again, -gripping his axe- ye are gonna find the unpleasant end of mah axe 'andle down ye gullet," (6 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• McThulhu said "ye ignorant, limey bastard! -he turns, obviously fuming, slamming the door behind him. Setting his axe down on the table forcefully, he pulls his flask and takes a swig, and a deep breath-" (6 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "Its been a while since I was able to break out and bring culture to the people of MCM, sorry but I am excited to have found this treasure in my last trip out in the wilds." (6 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "First a little back ground on the painting I found, and then I will unveil the work of this seventeenth century painter." (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "Due to a prosperous economy in seventeenth century Holland many a painter was able to specialize in distinctive paint styles." (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "Today's subject is no exception and is most well known for is paintings of cattle. Yes cows, who here feels like one of the many in a heard trying to stay away from the slaughter house." (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "Any way if you have not guessed yet, our subject is Paulus Potter, and the painting I have recovered for you today is named Two Cows and a Young Bull beside a Fence in a Meadow." (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "I know that his most famous work is arguably the monumental work Young Bull, but I was not able to recover that, what due to the state of the city you should be happy with the Two Cows." (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "An oil on Canvas work painted in 1647 I will now pull it out for you to admire." (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers installed a European painting in the building. (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "Check out the detail here of this wonderful European Painting: http://www.artic.edu/aic/collections/artwork/146953" (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "*looks up at the commotion, then stares in shocked silence while she wonders if she should ask what just happened or not. She seems to decide and approaches him calmly asking* Everything alright, Seamus? *then instantly regrets the stupid question*" (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "Potter established himself in his short ten year career as a successful animal painter (mostly cows) within the Dutch landscape. He worked for members of the Netherlands landed and professional elite." (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "His realism is deeply rooted in the native Dutch landscape and the local quality and wit he brought to the animal subjects he painted have made him a beloved master in the eyes of the Dutch." (6 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "In this small painting made for a collectors cabinet, potter focused on re-creating textures of the meadow and hide of the animals. He also suggested almost human like qualities of the three creatures." (6 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "The young bull gazes boldly out of the picture as he stands guard over the docile milk cows. His ever alert form is silhouetted against a wondrous lively luminous sky gives an air of pride in his domain." (6 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "I like the rich buttery application of paint which gives a well-trodden pasture, and the spring landscape give a powerful presence to this modestly scaled painting." (6 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Gene Myers said "Well thank you for letting me ramble on about this lovely painting, until next time remember: Double Tab and Travel Light." (6 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• McThulhu said "-he takes a swig from his flask again, giving a slight glare to Gene, taking another deep breath as Mere approaches him- I'll be alright. There be a ignorant limey livin' in the stairwell." (6 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 2 blocks to the south. (6 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "Living in the stairwell? *frowns slightly* Who is?" (6 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• McThulhu said "Aye! Well, 'e be livin' under the stairs like a vagabond. Ye wouldn't believe the nasty things he said about me.... about us! -his cheeks flushing against with anger- 'e asked me what I be doin' with his women, and that I should be with me own kind.." (6 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• McThulhu said "-his tentacles growing tense as his lip curls into a slight snarl as he mutters- limey bastard vagrant.." (6 hours and 7 minutes ago)
• Vilhelm123 said "Mcthulhu, If your a scot. You're a limey to? It's the colonials nick name for us brits?" (5 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Jazeker, de nederlanders hebben mooie beelden gepenseeled! The expression of the cow on the bottom is really close to the real thing as it's about to get tipped at the RP by me." (5 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "That combat revive earlier tonight reminds me of the fact that I wanted to speak about death-culting..." (5 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Welcome, dudes and dudettes, at the campus of Malton College of Medicine, one of the few safe places that are almost always enterable for new survivors without freerunning." (5 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Here, some do-gooders with more breath than experience greed announce the names of the wounded, so you can apply your first-aid kits for some quick first XPs." (5 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "As the name implies, there are also lectures on all the topics concerning living and dying in Malton. As what you get is what you pay for, you of course only get crackpots as me as lecturers." (5 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Folks call me Totenmannskiste (or Totes if they dislike compound words), and I'm not only a member of Feral Undead, but also a death-cultist." (5 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Death-cultists are zambahs who, when revived, don't seek a new death like most zambahs would, but rather turn their new living state into a weapon to cause more, more, moar, MOAR mayhem." (5 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Being a harman offers mostly three different new assets to a zambahs arsenal: He can enter barns at or below VSB without needing to destroy the cades first, and he can free-run into heavily caded barns." (5 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Moreover, he can use guns, which are the only weapons in Malton that are more destructive than an experienced zambahs natural claws and teeth, at least on short-term." (5 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "The most straight-forward death-culting is indeed to grab some guns and shooting skills, shoot up some schmucks and then leave it at that." (5 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "I personally dislike that approach, as it's the way of our lame sidekicks, the PKers. A zambah should always deliver the killing blow by his own claws. To achieve that, you need to get infected by another zambahs bite." (5 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "While infected, your health slips away one by one with every move. Once you hit zero HP, you die and can rise again as a zambah - preferably in a well-caded and clueless safehouse." (5 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "That's known as para-chuting, as you glide to your target from house to house by free-running, hit the ground and then rise to kick ass, just like those Russian Speznij dudes." (5 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "That way, if you use your guns only to soften your target and then kill as a zambah, you'll also never get listed on any PKer list." (5 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Listed PKers have a bit harder time to get revived, and it also keeps you from reporting dudes who are dumb enough to kill you as a harman as PKers themselves, which is a nice though inessential bonus." (5 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Killing harmanz is fun and profitable, but not the most efficient thing to do. It takes you yet about 25AP to kill someone, while it can take the harman side as little as 13AP to rise, get needled and rise again as harman." (5 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "The really profitable thing to do is to gain some hand-to-hand and knife skill together with a knife and go on a Hayduke-style spree as a generator-killer." (5 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Not only are gennies a logistical nightmare with their high encumbrance, it also takes about 50AP to find both a genny and fuel, while you can take out a genny for about 15AP, and that's on a bad day." (5 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "That's a net gain of roughly 35AP per genny for Team Zambah, or 105AP if you can take out three gennys a day - all the actions of two harmanz combined, not counting the logistical troubles of keeping spare room for them!" (5 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Of course, you should focus on TRPs where people actually search for useful stuff and need the genny bonus. Don't go for bummer barns as schools or motels, always go for crucial barns as NTs, hospitals or malls." (5 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Another neat thing to do is overcading entry points, as that keeps people from entering and forces them to sleep in the streets where every babah zambah can cut their throats." (5 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "If you go a step further, you can splice para-chuting into that to create a pinata. Find a nice building at at least HB, get rid of any inside harmanz, possibly cade until you die and then ruin the barn." (5 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "In a barn that's at least heavily caded, people can't enter from outside. In ruins, they can't free-run, but fall on the streets and get hurt. An overcaded ruin is unenterable by any means, cutting people off from it as a TRP and entry point." (5 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "The only way to get rid of a pinata is to lower the cades from outside to VSB, get rid of the potentially yet lurking zombie and then to repair it, a process that eats a lot of APs and requires with a toolbox a very bulky item." (5 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "As far as skills go, apart from the usual career zambah choices you should by all means abstain from Brain Rot. It makes it impossible to get revived but in a lit NT, giving you very little chances to go death-culting." (5 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Everything else you'd want from its linked skill Flesh Rot, meaning higher HP and more resistance to guns, can be gained by buying the human skill of Body Building and searching a PD for a flak jacket, what you both should, as it also helps you as zambah." (5 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "Other universally useful skills are Free-Running (to have access to heavily caded barns), Diagnosis (to know the HPs of harmans while you are a harman) and NT Employment (to recognize NTs as such)." (5 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "If you are interested into overcading and pinatas, get also Construction. If you are interested into GKing, then get HtH, Knife Combat and a knife. If you just want to go on a straight killing spree, get the guns skills together with guns and ammo." (5 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "A nice back-up is also HtH and Axe Combat with a fire axe, which you can use to create melee damage as a harman if your guns are empty, or you want to preserve ammo. In a pinch, it can also be used to create an entry point in time in case it's overcaded." (5 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "That means all you'll permanently need are a flak jacket, a knife and and an axe, together just 10% encumbrance. It's also nice to have 1-2 radios to listen to local radio frequencies, but everything else can be used to store guns, so go overboard with'em" (5 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "*pats his 7 shotguns* Even PKers and trenchies are afraid of death and need some space for FAKs and needles. Death-cultists are not, laugh at those feeble poseurs and not only get away with being a living armoury - it's even the sensible thing to do!" (5 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• Totenmannskiste said "That's about all for now. Any questions on that topic?" (5 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "*her face flushes with anger as she moves over close to McThulhu* Let's get one thing clear, mister! I don't give a rat's ass what anyone else thinks about our relationship! You're the only man I want to be with and if someone doesn't like it, that's" (5 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "their problem, not mine and nor yours! Is that clear?!? *glares at him*" (5 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• McThulhu said "-his eyes flared as if he was about to make some off-color comment to Vilhelm about how Scots are not Brits, but blinks at Mere- I.. -feeling a bit flustered, unsure if she is mad at him, or the situaiton- ....perfectly clear...." (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Joshua Lilton said "*looks up as Mere's tone rises* *thinks about her words* *cheers* I -like- her. Well said.*...the peanut gallery subsides*" (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "*holds his gaze for a second* Good. *looks away feeling foolish for yelling at him* I'm... sorry I yelled at you." (5 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• McThulhu said "-he turns her head back towards him with his hand, and leans down for a kiss- Nay, Lass, I am sorry I lost me 'ead. I just... I am proud ye are me girlfriend -he smiles-" (4 hours and 57 minutes ago)
• Vilhelm123 said "Culloden." (4 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• JLeeBly said "*watches Mere and McThulhu and realizes they probably need a moment* ... Alright everyone, a round on the house... plenty of lager to go around. Who wants to place bets on how many rounds Toten can go before he dies?" (4 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "*wraps her arms around McThulhu and lays her head on his chest*" (4 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• McThulhu said "-Seamus rests his head against Mere's, as he wraps his left arm around her while his right hand thrusts his two fingers upwards in a V, giving Vilhelm the Vicky, before wrapping that arm around his girlfriend-" (4 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• Vilhelm123 said "*Laughs to himself* So worth it, I'm off to find some people in need to help." (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• John Wend said "sigh...seriously? am i gonna have to be that guy?" (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)
• John Wend killed Totenmannskiste with a pistol. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
• John Wend said "ok. i'm sorry. he's FD. plus he's killed me before. sorry if i broke any truce, or whatever. i'll grant he was entertaining." (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
• John Wend said "actually seemed like a nice bloke, but, like i said, he's FD. it's only fair." (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
• John Wend said "so...i'm gonna leave before one of you kills me for being a poor sport. apologizes. honestly." (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)
• Bedlam Betty said "*hug QBee*" (41 minutes ago)
• JLeeBly said "One feral undead has been hanging out with us the better part of a week, helping out where need. One trenchy sets foot in here and gets nervous at the sight of VSB barricades and a lack of gunfire. Who do *you* trust?" (28 minutes ago)
• Cheese Knight said "Nobody! Nobody at all! *clutches newspaper warily*" (22 minutes ago)
• I blew up a possum said "Trenchies...*looks with a 1000 yard stare and lights a cigarette* I remember the screaming and the fires in Creedy as they died. I laughed as the hordes washed over and devoured me. *takes a long drag*" (20 minutes ago)
• I blew up a possum said "We broke their baracades then their gennies and covered thier walls wih glorious murals...*smiles but it quickly fades* you'd think their fresh young faces would haunt me..." (18 minutes ago)
• JLeeBly said "Be advised, notorious GK'er Faris Badwan is currently swaying at the RP north of here... be careful with those syringes." (17 minutes ago)
• I blew up a possum said "*starts laughing* I guess I'm not sorry... It was a proud day for the CPM and Zambahz alike!" (13 minutes ago)

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