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You are Totenmannskiste and you are dead. You have 0 Hit Points and 204 Experience Points. You have 4 Action Points remaining. Next AP in 43m 45s. 50AP: 23h 13m 45s.
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Level: 41 (22s/19z) XP: 5477 Class: Military Joined: 2008-11-06 11:43:19 All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!
Welcome to “Entertainment And Earth Invasion Tonite”. Across the galaxy my people are completing the mighty space fleet that will exterminate the human race! But first, this news from Malton... Done (reload UD page to see changes) |
You are lying outside St Simon's Hospital, a four-storey yellow-stone building flanked by trees. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Somebody has spraypainted Please take a balloon and become a balloon zombie! onto a wall. There is a horde of twenty-seven zombies here. You recognise ResE, Datan0de, axinite, Jerry OnIy, Werewolfz1, Dwayne Hicks, Molf Duck, DeadSibre and JD the Zkiller amongst them. There are twenty-one dead bodies here. Seven of them smell strange. You recognise MasterOfBagels, Dr BLOODLUST, FarrahFawcettZombie, Grinning Samuel and Trey Richards amongst them. Since your last turn: - Q Bee said "Doctor Basner! Don't you know it's bad manners to revive a speaking Zombie?" (2 hours and 1 minute ago)
- 1812lsd said "Any one know where I can find a working Zombie speak translator?" (exactly 2 hours ago)
- 1812lsd healed you for 10 HP. (exactly 2 hours ago)
- Q Bee said "Toten dear, he didn't mean it. The needle slipped and well....you just happened to be in the way....Who knew! He's new here and so doesn't know the MCM." (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
- EmmyJay said "where's the t rex?! D:" (1 hour and 57 minutes ago)
- sherry stringfield said "Also, as a general teaching point, try to check the health of a zambah before making a decision to revive. Totenmannskiste was on about 15HP, and killing him would have been a more efficient means - sorry, Totes - of getting rid of him." (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
- I blew up a possum said "wait did he say he's 30? I need to go out and say HABB! B!RBHZA! to him" (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
- Q Bee said "So Toten, don't suppose you have a genny on you? You know to replace the one that destroyed?" (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
- Q Bee said "*was" (1 hour and 47 minutes ago)
- I blew up a possum said "oh wait, never mind. he's right here" (1 hour and 47 minutes ago)
- MorboTheAnnihilator said "Totenmannskiste is a GKer you should have destroyed him! Watch out who you revive puny humans" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
- MorboTheAnnihilator shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
- You were killed by MorboTheAnnihilator. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
- MorboTheAnnihilator dumped your body out onto the street. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
- You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (1 hour and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (41 minutes ago)
You are dead.
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