Since your last turn:

• Ned Edderson⁺ said "Oh my blood is boiling now! The very man who attempted to kill me one night ago is now taking safe asylum in the very same library as I am, and I am obliged by the rules of one of the only respectable group in the city not to kill him! THE TRAGEDY!" (2 days ago)
• Ned Edderson⁺ said "Someone next door will die for this." (2 days ago)
• Ned Edderson⁺ said "Minion, I hope you are as honorable a man as I. Within the confines of these book laden walls our hands are forced to peaceful acts. As soon as either one of us steps out that door though, the war continues!" (2 days ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "I think that you two should settle your differences the old fashioned way: a good fuel soaking followed by a flare gun duel." (2 days ago)
• AlbertWeskersminion⁺ said "Alas Ned YOU Killed some of the copration allies.There's a bounty on ur head. And I intend to do that. When u leave the bulding. May ur death be swift." (2 days ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "Or how about a kissing contest?" (2 days ago)
• Meoiel⁺ said "A kissing duel? O_o Gaah" (2 days ago)
• Harmanz Kehllz⁺ said "Who's the judge, Skip. Can't be you because a judge needs experience in the subject." (2 days ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "That's true, I could only judge a kissing contest involving your mom." (2 days ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "That's what SHE said!" (2 days ago)
• Mitsuwa⁺ said "Thanks for the heals Father Leary. If you need anything, just ask :)" (2 days ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "Oh! SNAP!" (2 days ago)
• Harmanz Kehllz⁺ said "I don't know how that's an insult. You only have experience making out with fifty-some women? Whatever floats your boat." (2 days ago)
• The lights came on inside Guilford Avenue Fire Station. (2 days ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "Yay! My gun works!" (2 days ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "And here I thought water was going to come out of it! Geesh! It's not water and whatever it is just made a hole in Harmanz arm!" (2 days ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "*shoots the snuffbox out of Charles Darwin's hand*" (2 days ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "I think you missed the part where I said THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! That really made the insult work, IMHO." (2 days ago)
• Dr Lancelot⁺ said "A-ha! I set you on fire Harmanz!!!" (2 days ago)
• Dr Lancelot⁺ said "Now you have a whole bunch of charred clothes... and that is pretty cool." (2 days ago)
• Dr Lancelot⁺ said "Ta-da! Just like new!" (2 days ago)
• Charles Darwin⁺ said "*looks at hole in hand where he was holding his favorite snuff box* Hmph. *glowers* Yes, that" (2 days ago)
• Charles Darwin⁺ said "Yes, that's right, I am glowering!" (2 days ago)
• Charles Darwin⁺ said "But awww, look how cute she is, I can't stay mad at her even when she shoots me!" (2 days ago)
• Charles Darwin⁺ said "And please don't anyone set me on fire, this is one of my favorite outfits I've ever been able to scavange in this godforsaken town!" (2 days ago)
• Harmanz Kehllz⁺ said "Do you enjoy skiing, Skip? Do you enjoy it in the face?" (yesterday)
• Harmanz Kehllz⁺ said "Skiipole to the face!" (yesterday)
• Skip Jones^- said "You had me eating crow earlier, Harmanz. Now it's your turn!" (yesterday)
• Skip Jones^- said "*Smacks Harmanz in the face with a crowbar*" (yesterday)
• Skip Jones^- said "Oh, and make sure you check out the Garfield comic in this newspaper from five years ago!" (yesterday)
• Skip Jones^- said "*Holds comics section up in front of Harmanz face and then punches him through it*" (yesterday)
• Skip Jones^- said "Nyuck nyuck nyuck!" (yesterday)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "*covers her mouth and giggles* Punch him again Skip! And do that noise! yuckyuckyuck!!!" (yesterday)
• A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the south. (yesterday)
• Harmanz Kehllz⁺ said "Why I oughta!" (yesterday)
• Harmanz Kehllz⁺ said "*pokes skip in the eyes*" (yesterday)
• A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (yesterday)
• A flare was fired 3 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (yesterday)
• A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 12 blocks to the north. (22 hours and 44 minutes ago)
• MAJOR TOM B⁺ said "hello QSG :)" (22 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 11 blocks to the west and 13 blocks to the south. (21 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "*runs by with a small cardboard box over her head. She has cut out a hole so her face shows through like she is wearing a helmet. She perches above on a high shelf*" (20 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "Ground Control to Major Tom" (20 hours and 36 minutes ago) ...and again.
• xiao meimei⁺ said "Take your protein pills and put your helmet on" (20 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "Ground Control to Major Tom" (20 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "Commencing countdown, engines on" (20 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "Check ignition and may God’s love be with you" (20 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Lift-off" (20 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "*launches herself off the shelf, making a rather poor rocket sound, aiming to tackle Major Tom and falls dractically short* Rats...." (20 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• MonkeyLibrarian⁺ said "...that was a stirring performance of Space Oddity, from Xiao Bowie. Up next, Under Pressure." (20 hours and 1 minute ago)
• MonkeyLibrarian⁺ said "*Readies the steam iron*" (exactly 20 hours ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "Yes, you have a certain FLARE for performance, Xiao. CATCH!" (19 hours and 57 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "*Fires a flare at the helmeted Xiao Meimei.*" (19 hours and 57 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "Aw... look how cutely she burns!" (19 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "Fortunately, I did come prepared with this bucket of water. Or is it a can of petrol? I always get confused, no sense of smell, you know." (19 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "*Douses Xiao Meimei with whatever is in the pail.*" (19 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "Oh good, it was water. Lucky that." (19 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "Fortunately, I did come prepared with this bucket of water. Or is it a can of petrol? I always get confused, no sense of smell, you know." (19 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "*picks the charred remains of her helmet out of her drenched hair and throws the pieces at Skip* You messed up my helmet! I hope Monkeylibrarian irons your backside!" (19 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• xiao meimei⁺ said "*pats Father Leary on the head* Thank you for the heals father. I promise I won't set you on fire." (17 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones^- said "Hey! Who drew my ass on the wall!?" (17 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 3 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (16 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the north. (13 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• MonkeyLibrarian⁺ said "*Slowly presses the iron into the graffiti, a manic grin taking up even more face than normal*" (13 hours and 3 minutes ago)

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