You are inside St George's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The building has been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 93 survivors gathered here. [list all names]
A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 28.73 MHz.
Somebody has spraypainted MCM lecture Do Not Kill Our Zombie Guests Tonight onto a wall.
There is a lone zombie here.
Since your last turn:
A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (9 hours and 19 minutes ago)
Violet Begonia began to rebuild the barricades, using a wheelchair. (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Barhah MGM! Barhah B!arazh! Ahm Ghra!zharh zah Banana-bra!n, z!ng-zah-arh ah zah Marrh Zahrh. Z!z -!z mah nammah harman-gabbarh, Ambarh." (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "Barhah MCM! Barhah Violet! (this is) Cloister the Stupid, Thing Doer of the Mall Tour 2009. (I am) his lovely interpreter." (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
A zombie said "-!n zah h!zarah ah Marhzan, mannah z!ngz hab zhabh Marhzan. Mannah arh bah zambahz." (9 hours and 16 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "In the history of Malton, there have been many events that have shaped the entire city. The majority of these are started by zombie players." (9 hours and 16 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "In 2006 came the first big event, Mall Tour 2006. It was formed after the success of the great strike at Whetcombe Park. In a single month, allied groups under the Mall Tour banner destroyed 18 of the 20 malls of Malton." (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Zan, zah B!g Bazh, ah m!ghzah zaam-rahrrarh maga-zambah-gang, zmazh!ng zabarbz ahh abarh Marhzan. Namm!ng ahh zah harmanz, zah Bazh -!z ahn-zmazh-abarh." (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "Later the same year The Big Bash was formed, a mighty steamroller of a mega-horde, crushing suburbs all over Malton. Sweeping all before them, the Bash was unstoppable." (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Zan zah Bazh bagaam zah Marrh Zahrh Zah-Zahzan-an-Zabban. Z!z Marrh Zahrh nahm n!nzaan marrhz!" (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "It was absorbed by the next large event, Mall Tour 2007. It beat the total set by its predecessor, wrecking 19 malls." (9 hours and 14 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Zah Zagan B!g Bazh arzah gam -!n Zah-zahzan-an-zabban. Z!z B!g Bazh zmazh maarh zan harh zah zabarbz -!n Marhzan an nahm zah manz-rahng Z!zh ah G!zz!ngz Marrh -!n Zhanararah Zah-zahzan-an-hra!gh." (9 hours and 14 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "Late in 2007 the fourth event, The Second Big Bash was formed. It trashed over 50 suburbs and won the month long Siege of Giddings Mall in January 2008." (9 hours and 13 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Zah harmanz gan zaa maarh abahz z!z ahhzam habban!ngz an zah Ahrban Zambahz H!gh!. Zah amaz!ng, zah ARRH hab H!zarh!gharh zazzah." (9 hours and 13 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "You can read more about these great events on the Urban Dead Wiki. Such was their impact, all achieved Historical status." (9 hours and 13 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Ahzarh zah Zahgan B!g Bazh, Marhzan gah ZZZZZ. Zah, -!n zah anz ah Zah-zahzan-an-hra!gh, Zah Marrh Zahrh!z Bahrh ganna zhanzh zah. Ahz zambahz magh zah Marrh Zahrh Zah-zahzan-an-n!nh." (9 hours and 13 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "After The Second Big Bash disbanded, there was a lull in Malton, a quiet had descended across the city. In late 2008 The Mall Tourist Board decided to change that. We concieved the Mall Tour 2009." (9 hours and 12 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Nah ahz zambahz hab zmazh ARABHAN Marrhz an ganna zmazh MAARH." (9 hours and 12 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "So far we have completely ruined 11 of Malton's malls and are currently heading towards more." (9 hours and 11 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Arrh zah habban!ngz ambhaz!z ha!rhbrah an habbah harmanz an zambahz. Zh!z!ng maghz zah harmanz an zah zambahz gah GRRRRRH! Zah habban!ngz arh hra zah habb!nazz ah arrh zah mambarz ah zah gaam, b zah harmanz ahrh zambahz." (9 hours and 11 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "All the events have emphasised fairplay and fun. Cheating on either side has always been met with backlash from both sides. The events are for the enjoyment of all players, no matter how they choose to play." (9 hours and 11 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Naa zah harmanz gnahz zah baz!gh h!zzarah ah z!z ahhzam mahmanz -!n Marhzan. Gham an b -!n zah Marrh Zahrh!" (9 hours and 11 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "Now you know the basic history of these defining moments of Malton, I invite you to join us!" (9 hours and 10 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Marrh Zahrh Zah-zahzan-an-n!nh -!z hra zambahz, harman-bang-bangarhz, an hahrab zambahz. Grab gahnz, ahrh zhambh hram ah harman-barn an zhambarh. Gham b -!n zah ahhzam Marrh Zahrh hra -!z ma!n raazan--hra habb!nazz!" (9 hours and 10 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "Mall Tour 2009 accepts zombies, PKers and death cultists! Gather ammunition and come with us, or jump from a building and shamble with our unstoppable zethren. Take part in this massive event for its primary reason, for fun!" (9 hours and 9 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Barhah MGM!" (9 hours and 9 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "Barhah MCM!" (9 hours and 9 minutes ago)
A zombie gestured to the south. (9 hours and 9 minutes ago)
Xaphriel revivified a zombie. (9 hours and 4 minutes ago)
Xaphriel said "Hmm, just saw that sign now... Does reviving count as killing? Cos if so... Whoops" (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "Yes. We're done with our lecture now though. Just don't dump the body until KT decides on what she's going to do, please." (9 hours and 1 minute ago)
Kittentits said "Huh? Wha? Where..." (exactly 9 hours ago)
Kittentits said "HOLY SHIT, A ZOMBIE!" (exactly 9 hours ago)
28.73 MHz: "13 zeds crashing the barcades@ PIPPARD BUILDING S.Blythville"(7 hours and 36 minutes ago)
sherry stringfield said "Ohh, our guest is swaying happily; did I miss the lecture? Pippard is holding, heavily barricaded, 13 outside but not too active last night. Rob Lefter is at Nicols: is he a revive risk? And a survivors is in the park, 1 NE, with four undead unfriends." (7 hours and 15 minutes ago)
Mere Bystander said "Students! Officer Sam Jackson needs some FAKs! 30/60 Also Boots the Monkey is 56/60 and I have to poop is 59/60. (and no, I don't - just for the record - that is his name)" (exactly 7 hours ago)
linkthewindow said "Students, some of you may now want to join the Mall Tour. The Mall Tour 2009 [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index./Mall_Tour_2009] page on the wiki has some instructions on how to join. By the way, now our zombie guest makes some good target practice!" (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
28.73 MHz: "pip's doing good thanks very much :O & theyre by the door"(5 hours and 10 minutes ago)
Mere Bystander said "Um... link - I know you mean well, but I don't think we should really use our guest for target practice without his permission. It wouldn't be very polite. Besides, if we kill him, someone may dump his body before he gets to stand again!" (5 hours and 3 minutes ago)
Mere Bystander said "Students: Boots the Monkey is at 56/60 and If You Please is at 30/60! FAK 'em good! *grins*" (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
Mr ShambleFoot said "Don't worry about it Mere Bythtander, our guetht volunteered on IRC" (4 hours and 54 minutes ago)
Harduk said "We need to do a blood transfusion on Cloister the Stupid, I'm afraid he might die from all those DNA extractions. :D" (4 hours and 50 minutes ago)
Valere Lenoir said "I'm on it. *grin*" (4 hours and 46 minutes ago)
Mr ShambleFoot said "Jutht tho everyone ith clear.. our guetht'th intention ith to remain until full ap ith reached OR until you get bored harvethting XP" (4 hours and 41 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Barhah! Harmanz gan bang bang mah!" (4 hours and 36 minutes ago)
Sofie Rouseau said "One survivor trapped in Denton Park needs healing." (4 hours and 24 minutes ago)
Valere Lenoir said "I could only get him up to thirty-eight. He's there with six brain-eaters." (4 hours and 5 minutes ago)
A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 14 blocks to the south. [38-85] (3 hours and 45 minutes ago)
testing 1234 said "I could use some band aids 40/60hp did I miss the zombie thing already or am I right on time cause there is a zombie in here oh well I wont attack it if it wont attack me" (3 hours and 25 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "Cloister has indicated that he's there for target practice or until tomorrow when he'll move on. He said earlier: ''Barhah! You guys can shoot me!'' I'd recommend shooting as well as healing because it will yeild more xp." (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
Biker Nun said "And on that note, I'm going to leave him in your capable hands and ride back to my crypt.'' She hagz Cloister the Stupid. ''BARHAH MALL TOUR! BARHAH MCM!" (2 hours and 42 minutes ago)
Q Bee said "Barhah Biker Nun! Thanks for the great job last night! *places a warm platter of cookies out.*" (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
Makawa'o said "I could use a bit of FAK help, please" (2 hours and 17 minutes ago)
Q Bee said "My! What have you been up to Makawa'o! Students fak him up quick!" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
Q Bee said "Barhah Cloister for an excellent lecture! It makes me want to pack a bag and travel along." (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
Q Bee broadcast "Morn'in Pippard! Cookies are on there way!" from here, on 28.73 MHz. (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
Mere Bystander said "We're overcaded! VSB++, please! Help me get them back down!" (1 hour and 58 minutes ago)
sherry stringfield said "OK, Mere, that should do it *re-sharpens fire-axe on her steel-tipped kitten heels*" (1 hour and 45 minutes ago)
Mere Bystander said "Thanks, Sherry! II ran out of energy before I was able to do anything!" (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
tesajadeh said "help i've been infected ." (54 minutes ago)
tassajaramonk said "Lots of presure on western Brooksville lately, Flooks and related bldgs under constant attack. The continuous cycle of death and rebirth is accelerating there, to a fever pitch... as always I await the return of the thus come one" (16 minutes ago)