Since your last turn:

• Violet Begonia⁺ began to rebuild the barricades, using a wheelchair. (8 minutes ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "Barhah MGM! Barhah B!arazh! Ahm Ghra!zharh zah Banana-bra!n, z!ng-zah-arh ah zah Marrh Zahrh. Z!z -!z mah nammah harman-gabbarh, Ambarh." (8 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "Barhah MCM! Barhah Violet! (this is) Cloister the Stupid, Thing Doer of the Mall Tour 2009. (I am) his lovely interpreter." (8 minutes ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "-!n zah h!zarah ah Marhzan, mannah z!ngz hab zhabh Marhzan. Mannah arh bah zambahz." (7 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "In the history of Malton, there have been many events that have shaped the entire city. The majority of these are started by zombie players." (7 minutes ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "-!n Zah-Zahzan-an-Z!gz, gam zah Marrh Zahrh Zah-Zahzan-an-Z!gz, ahzarh zah zaghzazz ah zah b!g zrh!gh ah Hazgamb Bargh. -!n ahn manz, arrh!z gangz anzarh zah Marrh Zahrh bannarh zmazh hra!ghzaan ah zah marrhz -!n Marhzan." (7 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "In 2006 came the first big event, Mall Tour 2006. It was formed after the success of the great strike at Whetcombe Park. In a single month, allied groups under the Mall Tour banner destroyed 18 of the 20 malls of Malton." (6 minutes ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "Zan, zah B!g Bazh, ah m!ghzah zaam-rahrrarh maga-zambah-gang, zmazh!ng zabarbz ahh abarh Marhzan. Namm!ng ahh zah harmanz, zah Bazh -!z ahn-zmazh-abarh." (6 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "Later the same year The Big Bash was formed, a mighty steamroller of a mega-horde, crushing suburbs all over Malton. Sweeping all before them, the Bash was unstoppable." (6 minutes ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "Zan zah Bazh bagaam zah Marrh Zahrh Zah-Zahzan-an-Zabban. Z!z Marrh Zahrh nahm n!nzaan marrhz!" (6 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "It was absorbed by the next large event, Mall Tour 2007. It beat the total set by its predecessor, wrecking 19 malls." (5 minutes ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "Zah Zagan B!g Bazh arzah gam -!n Zah-zahzan-an-zabban. Z!z B!g Bazh zmazh maarh zan harh zah zabarbz -!n Marhzan an nahm zah manz-rahng Z!zh ah G!zz!ngz Marrh -!n Zhanararah Zah-zahzan-an-hra!gh." (5 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "Late in 2007 the fourth event, The Second Big Bash was formed. It trashed over 50 suburbs and won the month long Siege of Giddings Mall in January 2008." (4 minutes ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "Zah harmanz gan zaa maarh abahz z!z ahhzam habban!ngz an zah Ahrban Zambahz H!gh!. Zah amaz!ng, zah ARRH hab H!zarh!gharh zazzah." (4 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "You can read more about these great events on the Urban Dead Wiki. Such was their impact, all achieved Historical status." (4 minutes ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "Ahzarh zah Zahgan B!g Bazh, Marhzan gah ZZZZZ. Zah, -!n zah anz ah Zah-zahzan-an-hra!gh, Zah Marrh Zahrh!z Bahrh ganna zhanzh zah. Ahz zambahz magh zah Marrh Zahrh Zah-zahzan-an-n!nh." (4 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "After The Second Big Bash disbanded, there was a lull in Malton, a quiet had descended across the city. In late 2008 The Mall Tourist Board decided to change that. We concieved the Mall Tour 2009." (3 minutes ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "Nah ahz zambahz hab zmazh ARABHAN Marrhz an ganna zmazh MAARH." (3 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "So far we have completely ruined 11 of Malton's malls and are currently heading towards more." (2 minutes ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "Arrh zah habban!ngz ambhaz!z ha!rhbrah an habbah harmanz an zambahz. Zh!z!ng maghz zah harmanz an zah zambahz gah GRRRRRH! Zah habban!ngz arh hra zah habb!nazz ah arrh zah mambarz ah zah gaam, b zah harmanz ahrh zambahz." (2 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "All the events have emphasised fairplay and fun. Cheating on either side has always been met with backlash from both sides. The events are for the enjoyment of all players, no matter how they choose to play." (2 minutes ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "Naa zah harmanz gnahz zah baz!gh h!zzarah ah z!z ahhzam mahmanz -!n Marhzan. Gham an b -!n zah Marrh Zahrh!" (2 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "Now you know the basic history of these defining moments of Malton, I invite you to join us!" (1 minute ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "Marrh Zahrh Zah-zahzan-an-n!nh -!z hra zambahz, harman-bang-bangarhz, an hahrab zambahz. Grab gahnz, ahrh zhambh hram ah harman-barn an zhambarh. Gham b -!n zah ahhzam Marrh Zahrh hra -!z ma!n raazan--hra habb!nazz!" (1 minute ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "Mall Tour 2009 accepts zombies, PKers and death cultists! Gather ammunition and come with us, or jump from a building and shamble with our unstoppable zethren. Take part in this massive event for its primary reason, for fun!" (1 minute ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- said "Barhah MGM!" (49 seconds ago)
• Biker Nun^- said "Barhah MCM!" (34 seconds ago)
• A zombie ( Cloister the Stupid )^- gestured to the south. (17 seconds ago)

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As a zombie, you are unable to use the objects you are carrying.