Since your last turn:

• Mere Bystander said "I don't know, Fuzzy... *looks doubtful* I suppose we could give it a try. As long as he is quickly trained to do his business outside and doesn't attack any of the residents of MCM, I suppose we could. We'll have to wait and see, alright?" (20 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "Students, today I'd like to lecture on obtaining XP. Specifically, I'd like to address what is sometimes called Whack and FAK. This is when a person injures another person so that they can heal them for XP. Here at MCM, we do not allow this sort of" (20 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "behavior as there are many other ways to obtain XP. The problem with the Whack and FAK is that some people may take offense to this. I, personally, would be highly offended if someone hit me with an ax - even if they healed me back up. Some people" (20 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "would be even more offended and may hit you back without healing you! One way to obtain XP here at MCM is to heal people. Using a FAK on an injured person will give you 5XP The staff and other higher level residents will often call out if a person needs" (20 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "a FAK. I'd recommend collecting several FAKs for this purpose. You'd be surprised how quickly you can level up by healing people. Once you gain enough XP, you might want to consider getting the diagnosis skill. With that skill, you can see who is" (20 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "injured yourself so you won't need to be told. Another way to obtain XP is to get NecroTech Employment as a skill then find a DNA Extractor and scan zombies. You get 4XP for every zombie scanned! Scanning zombies and healing the injured are not going to" (20 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "hurt anyone and no one will get offended by your actions. I'd consider using either one of these methods -or both - to gain XP quickly. Are there any questions?" (20 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Alyx Blights said "How do I shotweb?" (20 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Valere Lenoir said "Hold down the control key and press W." (20 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "I'm not sure what you are asking, Alyx... (and I'm wondering if I had a typo in my lecture). You seem to be quite low on human skills. I'd suggest you search for FAKs and listen for us to call out if a person is wounded." (20 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "Students! Alyx" (20 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "Blights is in need of first aid!" (20 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• Valere Lenoir said "Alyx Blights is an idiot who thinks internet memes are funny." (exactly 20 hours ago)
• DrSmitty said "The Rotter @ Nicols is down to 34HP and what a coincidence, so am I. Anyone looking for XP, go to town." (exactly 20 hours ago)
• Spike Nelson said "Rot. Rot is barhah." (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Claybourne Duvall said "http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1447225 is the ID of the rotter @ Nichols, but then there are currently no others @ Nicols to poke." (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• S1leNt RIP died from an infection. (19 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• S1leNt RIP rose from the dead as a zombie. (19 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• A zombie destroyed the radio transmitter. (19 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Alyx Blights said "I don't think they're funny, it just fit the situation. Stop being butthurt" (18 hours and 57 minutes ago)
• Alyx Blights said "Someone kill me and dump me outside plz, I prefer zomb on this char. Free xp!" (18 hours and 57 minutes ago)
• Violet Begonia said "Alyx, you're in a no-kill zone. Malton College of Medicine. No one here is allowed to touch you. There's two easy ways for you to return to zombieness, however. One is to jump from either Pippard NT or Lerwill Towers." (18 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• Violet Begonia said "The cades in both of those places are a bit unpredictable right now with the high level of zombie activity in the area, so you might do better to simply stand in the horde in front of Pippard. You'll die a lot faster there than here. Good luck!" (18 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• Violet Begonia repaired the generator. (18 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• Violet Begonia said "I just headshot S1leNt RIP http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1443416 at Nicols. Please add him to your contacts and Do Not Revive. He just wants fo eat up our needles and grief us. The only other zombie at Nicols has brain rot ID #1447225." (17 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• Philip Oliver Holes said "rotter at nicols is dead now." (17 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Mere Bystander said "Students, nghtchld and DrSmitty each need a FAK." (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• lagn said "Would it be okay to whack and FAK a zombie?" (16 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• mighty oak said "http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1393771 this guy will be coming into here in a few hours as a zed, dont kill him he is comming to lecture! i repeat DONT KILL" (15 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• lagn said "Just hope he doesn't get hungry..." (15 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• mighty oak said "if he does im volunteering you" (14 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• jaggeddragon said "*Stumbles in* Ugh, why does every other ammo run go badly? I could use a FAK for this green stuff coming out of my arm... In this weeks good news, I'm armed again" (14 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• Angelbroken said "Could use some First Aid (30 / 90)" (13 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• Angelbroken said "ummm. . make that 30/60*" (13 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• DinkyE said "*Heaves in two generators and sets them in a storage closet* I'm sure these will be useful. *Helps himself to a beer* I need a soak in the jacuzzi after all that lifting!" (12 hours and 57 minutes ago)
• JLeeBly said "2 rotters sent to the back of the queue at Nichols." (12 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• mighty oak said "http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=204906 needs a rezz at nichols" (12 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• testing 1234 said "FAK please" (exactly 12 hours ago)
• testing 1234 said "can someone please tell me why out of the 20 ap I spent i didnt find one dna extractor but instead found 8 syringes and a gps unit I mean come on really?" (11 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• mighty oak said "*the tree watches the overcader* dont think we dont know who you are" (10 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Biker Nun brought down the last of the barricades. (10 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• Angelbroken killed a zombie. (10 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• linkthewindow said "Guys, please don't shoot the Mall Tour zombies that are coming in. They are coming in to lecture, not nom us" (10 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• mighty oak said "yes please no shooting the zed that comes in unless you see it attacking, otherwise leave it be" (10 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• Claybourne Duvall said "Ahhhh, the clean crisp air of Malton. How refreshing!" (10 hours and 1 minute ago)